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People
Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can’t Keep Up!
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Jennifer Aniston’s in love with someone, again. My oh my, Miranda Kerr is slim. Paul McCartney’s son’s dreams are coming true and dying all at once. And Jon and Kate are still deplorable. Hoorah! It’s your Friday gossip roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Coke Cure.
8:40AM Andrew Belonsky | Good news, coke heads: there’s now a vaccine to cure your snow-blown woes!
Flotsam & Jetsam
Shocking: Models Do Drugs
1:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Move over Kate Moss, because there’s a new coke-snorting model on the scene: Sophie Anderton.
People
The Triumphant Return Of Lindsay’s Nether Region
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Lindsay Lohan’s vagina makes a surprisingly discreet reappearance, Michael Jackson’s good for real estate, Perez Hilton lied to Tyra and Lady Gaga talks blow. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
New Coke Deadlier Than Ever!
2:31PM Andrew Belonsky | Sigh. It used to be that coke dealers would mix their product with normal, safe things, like baking powder. Well, those days are over, because they’ve found an innovative new ingredient: levamisole. And it will kill you. More »
People
Billy Mays Lives On—In Sticker Form
5:40PM Andrew Belonsky | Few celebrities touched our lives as deeply as pitchman and cocaine user Billy Mays. And, in an effort to ensure his dreams lives on, deranged mourners are affixing his likeness to anything and everything that will accommodate a sticker. [TMZ]
Flotsam & Jetsam
90 Per Cent Of US Currency Laced With Cocaine
7:30PM the cajun boy | Americans love their cocaine! And apparently these same cocaine-loving Americans’ preferred method of snow ingestion is to snort it through rolled up cash bills, as a new analysis of currency in 18 US cities shows. More »
People
Cocaine Implicated in Billy Mays’ Death
7:00AM Ryan Tate | Billy Mays died from heart disease, but final autopsy reports cite cocaine was a contributing factor in the TV ad-man’s death, AP reports. More »
When Not Looking Good In A Bikini, Dame Helen Mirren Likes A Snort Or Four
9:07AM Clem Bastow | It’s no secret that I’m a fan of a hilariously hyperbolic headline, particularly from the British tabloid rag subgenre (see: Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster). So, it’s nice to see that the news.com.au crew have been inspired – clearly – by their friends across the pond with this Monday morning corker:
Nazi fears stopped me snorting cocaine: Helen Mirren
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