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Gwyneth’s Breasts Take Barcelona By Storm!
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn’t need a sex tape. All that and more in your today’s Gossip Roundup! More »
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The New York Post Will Spread CNN’s ‘Bullshit’ For A Modest Fee
4:41AM John Cook | When CNN launched a new ad claiming (falsely) to beat MSNBC and Fox News in viewers, Fox’s flack retorted that Time Warner CEO “Jeff Bewkes is too smart to buy [CNN president] Jon Klein’s bullshit.” But Rupert Murdoch isn’t. More »
Small Screen
Handicapping The Bernie Madoff Interview Race
4:48AM Hamilton Nolan | Bernie Madoff’s only remaining purpose in life is to be exploited by the media. Which US network will land the first jailhouse TV interview with the villain? We handicap the possibilities, below. More »
Small Screen
CNN Solves The Mystery Of Michael Jackson’s Ghost
5:36PM the cajun boy | Have you heard about the appearance of Michael Jackson’s ghost during Larry King’s broadcast from Neverland last Thursday? Plenty of America’s most staggering dipshits saw it, so CNN devoted an entire segment on King’s show tonight to solving the mystery. More »
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Twitter-Addled CNN Refers To Tweets As A ‘Source’
11:41PM John Cook | Everyone’s coverage of the uprising in Iran has been Twitter-centric, for obvious reasons. But CNN, in an apparent attempt to look like they have real, non-Twitter newsgathering capabilities, has been regurgitating Twitter posts and attributing them to unnamed “sources.” More »
Small Screen
CNN Diligently Tracking Michael Jackson’s Dead Body
12:27PM the cajun boy | Certainly you’re sitting at home tonight thinking, “I wonder where Michael Jackson’s corpse is now?” Well, luckily for you, CNN is on it baby! More »
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CNN Debates Twitter’s Relevance While Ignoring Important World Events Being Reported On Twitter
6:47PM the cajun boy | Over the weekend CNN’s Howard Kurtz asked the burning question, “are we going overboard with this Twitter business?” Meanwhile, CNN virtually ignored an event overseas with the potential to alter world history, an event reported extensively by Twitter users. More »
Small Screen
BBC’s Satellites Get Iran-Jammed
7:00AM Foster Kamer | Fitting: while CNN gets a Twitter beatdown for neglecting to adequately cover the Iranian election, the Iranian government’s blocking the BBC’s (stellar) reporting of the aftermath following yesterday’s results. Peter Horrocks, the (very pissed off) BBC chief, writes: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Not-Secret Meeting Shrouded In Secrecy
4:09AM Hamilton Nolan | In your slammin’ Saturday media column: Lola Ogunnaike’s out of a job, the LAT’s web editor’s into a job and the secret newspaper meeting was not a secret we swear, so don’t ask any more about it or else: More »
