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Flotsam & Jetsam
The Truth About Zoos
8:21AM Hamilton Nolan | From Rhett & Link, the guys who brought you the ad that all ads should probably be like, comes this new spot for the Central Florida Zoo. Their relentless honesty requires it to focus totally on excrement. More »
Small Screen
Oprah To Fans: I’m Quitting My Show Because My Bones Told Me Too
4:53AM John Cook | Here’s a clip from Oprah Winfrey’s on-air announcement that she’s putting the Oprah Winfrey Show out to pasture: “Why walk away, and make next season the last? Here is the real reason: [T]wenty-five years feels right in my bones.” More »
People
Michael Lohan Reality Pilot ‘Leak’: Being Electrocuted For Lindsay
8:15AM Foster Kamer | The problem when discerning truth from fiction in the essential matter that’s Lindsay Lohan’s wellness is: all parties involved are fame-hungry. When estranged Michael Lohan wants to help his daughter, it almost elicits empathy. Almost. Except it just got scary. More »
People
Where Teary Lindsay Lohan And St. Elmo’s Fire Meet In The Middle
3:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We’re not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it’s awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Weekend Gossip Roundup: More »
People
The Beginning Of The Levi Johnston Backlash?
11:12PM Ravi Somaiya | The New York media elite has been nice so far, laughing with him rather than at him. Today, they seem to have tired of their plaything. More »
Big Screen
The Unrelenting Push For The 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning
8:57AM Brian Moylan | We may not have anything left of our environment or economy by 2010, but at least we’ll have something to keep us interested in the cinema. And the marketing machine is already starting. Check out the coming attractions! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:00AM Jess McGuire | Oh my! One of my favourite things to do in the world is watching old television commercials and spotting theatrical types who later went on to bigger and better things. Some of you might remember Naomi Watts preferring a lamb roast to a date with best friend Nicole Kidman’s future ex-husband Tom Cruise, but can you recall the time she was plugging Tampax? Erm, so to speak… More »
According To Naomi Watts, Life Is Less Of A Hassle With Tampax
9:00AM Jess McGuire | Oh my! One of my favourite things to do in the world is watching old television commercials and spotting theatrical types who later went on to bigger and better things. Some of you might remember Naomi Watts preferring a lamb roast to a date with best friend Nicole Kidman’s future ex-husband Tom Cruise, but can you recall the time she was plugging Tampax? Erm, so to speak… More »
Online
The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
8:55AM Ryan Tate | Another month, another glossy fashion magazine spread for Marissa Mayer, this time in Glamour. We get it already: the Google veep is a computer scientist in Oscar de la Renta, a nerd invited to the high-school formal. Why embellish her achievements? More »
Online
Old People Talking About The Internet: Rupert Murdoch Edition
3:47AM Ryan Tate | Rupert Murdoch has revealed his secret plan for News Corp. to make money on the internet: Make News Corp. invisible, on the internet. Murdoch will leave The Google, rewrite copyright law, and teach you kids to stay off his lawn! More »
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