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Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles A Hairy Orifice

7:20PM Azaria Jagger | She said “God bless her” afterwards, so it’s OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right? More »
People

Levi’s Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges And Shoot Details

9:04AM Brian Moylan | It’s been quite a day for Levi Johnston. First Page Six speculated about the size of his wang, and now he is furious with NBC over a skit Conan and William Shatner did based on his fake Twitter account. More »
Online

Big Google Is Watching: Meet Your Creepy Google Dossier

6:32AM Ryan Tate | Today Google rolled out the “Google Dashboard”, which is supposed to “protect your privacy” by offering control panels for the company’s many products. But, really, it just scares the crap out of you. Google knows all. More »
Online

What Twitter Does To Your Brain

6:36AM Ryan Tate | It’s not the freak occurrence it might seem, Twitter’s co-founder submitting to psychoanalysis before a New York crowd. No, this sort of Jungian free-associating is what microblogging was expressly designed to do. More »
Online

MySpace’s Future: Online Slum For Depression Refugees

6:18AM Ryan Tate | It’s hard to imagine much of a future for MySpace. Which is probably why it took a science-fiction author to do so: Bruce Sterling says the flagging social network is an ideal shantytown for the nihilistic unemployed. Compelling! More »
People

Madonna And Lady Gaga’s SNL Rehearsal Skit: The Better Version

10:45AM Foster Kamer | Last night, Saturday Night Live did a re-run of the fairly interesting Ryan Reynolds-hosted episode from earlier this month. In it was a skit with musical performer Lady Gaga and a Madonna cameo. But they re-aired the funnier, racier version. More »
Music

Led Nepotism: Jann Wenner And Steven Spielberg’s Kids’ Rock Band

4:45AM Foster Kamer | Happy November: You’re about to watch rock history be made. Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner’s youngest kid, Gus, has a musical act with Steven Spielberg’s daughter. “It’s like the nepotistic She and Him,” writes our tipster. So, how many stars? More »
People

Jon Gosselin And The Jews: A Match Made In Zion

1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
Big Screen

The Horror Movie Encyclopaedia Of Awful Ways To Die

6:53AM Brian Moylan | Why bother with Halloween? Save yourself the trouble and check out this compilations of the worst ways to get killed. More »