It's not all water under the bridge between rap superstar Jay-Z and Oasis' very own King Of The Rhyming Dictionary Noel Gallagher, with Jay-Z obviously still sore about Noel's comments back in April that booking Jay-Z as the headliner for a guitar-based festival (?) like Glastonbury was 'wrong'.

Although Jay-Z had a cheeky pop at Noel Gallagher during his time onstage at Glasto (starting his set with his own rendition of Wonderwall), it's obviously not enough to make him feel like he's come out a winner in this feud. So he's had another bash at Noel during a concert at Madison Square Garden.

"That bloke from Oasis said I couldn't play guitar Somebody should have told him I'm a fucking rockstar!"

Your move, Gallagher.

I don't think Sleeper was a huge band over in Australia, but I remember being in London in 1996 and hearing their track 'Sale Of The Century' on the radio and loving it very much.

Unfortunately I can't find a clip to publish right here for your convenient viewing pleasure (embedding disabled, I hate you!) but click on the picture below and you can go soak it up in your own time.

Quite good, don't you think?

P Diddy is actually running. He's running. With ten fingers and ten toes.

Uh-huh. Words to live by.

Cementing my earlier love for Chris Martin (I am going to get punched soon, I know), I present for your viewing pleasure Ricky Gervais' daft interview with Chris Martin.

Have I already shown you this? I can find no trace of it on Defamer Australia but have vague recollections of inflicting it upon you. My apologies if it's a repeat, I have New Zealand brain at the moment. Must be the Wellington cold getting to me.

· You'll likely have many questions after watching the Best Porn Intro Ever. We'll likely not have answers. Still, that doesn't detract from the fact that this is, without a doubt, the best. Porn. Intro. Ever. [YouTube]
· Mark Burnett is being sued for $70 million by Mr. Drummond. Oh wait—that's Conrad Bain. Never mind. [ABCNews.com]
· Ladies and gentlemen: We proudly present the shirtless, out-of-work bartenders who'll be standing around a kitchen island saying racist things on this summer's tenth edition of Big Brother! [Yahoo]
· Something about Madonna's return to gossip bad-girl status has sent her running back into the arms of her former stunt-lesbian tonsil-field-hockey-partner, Britney Spears, for comfort. Britney got a job out of it. [CNN]
· OMGZ! Some of David Lynch's favourite restaurants are some of our favourite restaurants! (Actually we're only sort of feigning surprise. We've seen him sitting outside Figaro about 12 zillion times.) [LAT]
· And finally, a hearty congratulations to our own videostronomer Molly McAleer, named by Urlesque as one of 20 "Bloggers We Want To See In Bikinis." It's her two-piece-rocking world. We just live in it. [Urlesque]

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Would you like to see Australia's own Sia performing Britney's "Gimme More"?

Better yet, would you like to stare at a photo of Sia while you listen to her singing a cover of "Gimme More"?

Fantastic, you're going to be stoked about today's clip then.