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Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean To Sell The Stupid Tape
9:19PM Azaria Jagger | Carrie Prejean is horrifed by Shauna Sand’s attempt to inspire her; Bijou Phillips’ incest movie was a lot less creepy before Mackenzie wrote that book; 50 Cent has some tattoos removed. Et voila, Wednesday’s gossip! More »
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Heidi Klum Gears Up For Another Victoria’s Secret Show
9:08PM Azaria Jagger | Four babies later, Klum continues to be unreasonably sexy, and Lindsay Lohan had a “meltdown” after getting caught stealing champagne. Come be blinded by the brilliant light of a thousand gossips. More »
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Where Teary Lindsay Lohan And St. Elmo’s Fire Meet In The Middle
3:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We’re not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it’s awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Weekend Gossip Roundup: More »
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Cindy Crawford Blackmailed With ‘Sexy’ Picture Of Daughter, 8
10:09PM Azaria Jagger | Cindy Crawford presses charges in the most horrifying extortion case ever, Nicole Kidman’s new face is turning heads, Daniel Radcliffe “laughs his head off” when he’s high. Today’s gossip ranges from the depths of depravity to the pleasantly banal. More »
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Fashion’s Night Out Is Anna Wintour’s Charitable Ponzi Scheme
7:08AM Brian Moylan | Anna Wintour’s Make-People-Like-Me-Before-My-Contract-Is-Up Tour 2009 needed a charitable arm. She came up with Fashion’s Night Out, a plan to save the industry, the economy, and her job all at once. But it’s not a charity, it’s a power play. More »
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Is Nicholas Cage The New Wesley Snipes?
10:23PM the cajun boy | IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More »
Nicole Kidman Latest To Join The Pregnant Celebrity Belly-Baring Club
9:30AM Molly Friedman | The latest celebrity said to be jumping on the nudie pregnant pictures bandwagon is Nicole Kidman, who was seen yesterday attending a “top secret” modelling session for a potential cover shoot with Frenchy photographer extraordinaire Patrick Demarchelier. While he’s no Annie Leibovitz, and it’s unknown which magazine this shoot was for, Demarchelier is a monthly contributor for Allure, Vogue, and Demi Moore’s old knocked-up-while-nude stomping grounds, Vanity Fair. So whether or not Nicole is looking to appear on an upcoming cover of VF as Demi’s successor is still unknown, but we took a look back at some classic big-bellied celebrity appearances in the past to see some glossy examples of what Kidman will be competing with in the Nude And Pregnant Hall of Fame: [Warning: What follows is NSFW, and in the case of one Lisa Rinna shot, NSFLunch.] More »Nation Relieved To Discover Claudia Karvan Is Still A Hot Tamale After Babies
9:10AM Jess McGuire | Lately it seems we’re living in a world where celebrity mothers are proving to be revolting creatures in the eyes of the hard to impress journalists of the world’s tabloids. Yes, we’re looking at you, Britain’s Daily Mail. Specifically your recent “piece” on Cindy Crawford where you actually used lines like – AND WE QUOTE – “even supermodels suffer from the unsightly signs of motherhood” and “Motherhood has taken its toll on the supermodel” because the 41 year old mother of two happens to be the owner of a couple of stretch marks.
So we were glad to wake and discover that our very own spunky Claudia Karvan (and, more importantly, her post-baby body) has earned rave reviews from the Daily Telegraph.
We loved her way when she was filming along the coastal hot spots in Sydney.
But it was Melbourne’s turn to get a good long look at yummy mummy
Claudia Karvan’s sensational bod as she filmed at a tourist spot this
week.
The
working mum left Audrey, 6, and Albie, 1, with carers while she paraded
around Wilsons Promontory in her bikini shooting a scene for the
upcoming psychological thriller Long Weekend.
Phwooooooar! Thank god a photographer was there to capture her beachside glory.
LIFT YOUR GAME, WOMEN OF THE WORLD, OR YOU TOO WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE UNFLATTERING CAMERA ANGLE!
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