9:13AM Molly Friedman | It’s always fun when a Shiny Happy People show like Full House, The Partridge Family or The Brady Bunch is unveiled as a breeding ground for future
meth addicts,
domestic abusers, and on-screen mother/son duos still bitchily
feuding decades after their stars have burnt out. And the Brady cast is by far the most over-achieving bunch of fuck-ups to efficiently destroy any warm and fuzzy associations we may have had with that humorless bundle of 70s saccharine. Following Jan and Marsha’s fictional sibling rivalry leading to a non-fictional
lesbian porn, little Cindy Brady showed up to a radio interview last week reeking of vintage wine and memories, excusing herself
to vomit during commercial breaks. And now, reality trainwreck Christopher “Peter” Knight has taken down the last remaining beacon of
Brady light, Florence Henderson, by involving the (until now) scandal-free actress in a messy online war of words:
