christian slater
Flotsam & Jetsam
Britney Rocks Britain With Decadent Sex Parties
9:00PM the cajun boy | Britney is planning the “filthiest aftershow party” to ever hit the UK, Lady Gaga wants to bang all the Jonas Brothers at the same time, Lindsay Lohan is seeking to enter fashion as a “creative consultant,” and the Susan Boyle crazy breakdown story gets even sadder. More »
1988 Oscars Number Held In Suspicion Of Multiple Career Killings
6:40AM Seth | A recently unearthed artifact from 1988 offers a mass celebrity humiliation on a scale so staggering, the mind quite simply reels. The setting was that year’s Academy Awards ceremony—and what better way to celebrate the most glamorous evening in entertainment that with a nine-minute-long musical number peopled by Hollywood’s “brightest young stars,” in which they express through singing, dancing, fencing, and moonwalking their, um, desire to become a “super duper pooper scooper” Oscar winner. More »
