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The Sex And The City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed

1:35AM Brian Moylan | Now that the first paparazzi pics from the set of the sequel are flooding the internet, everyone is trying to guess what they mean. The Daily News thought they had the scoop, but they were wrong. Kinda. More »
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Swine Flu Can Stop A Spaceship, But Not Sex And The City

12:31AM Richard Lawson | News from the Sex and the City front, a new Disney comedy sounds annoying (and already done), swine flu does its worst damage yet, and another actor picks up a trident. More »

‘Maxim’ Editors Suddenly Have ‘Crush’ On Sarah Jessica Parker, Their Former Pick For ‘Unsexiest Broad Alive’

7:40AM Molly Friedman | Was Sarah Jessica Parker’s mole removal so effective in the sexiness department that the simple laser treatment managed to majorly tighten the trousers of all those T&A experts at Maxim? As we noted this week, SJP found herself caught up in a mystery-laden MoleGate, in which her immortal beauty mark suddenly disappeared. Some (guilty as charged) played the optimist by suggesting the once-highly noticeable imperfection had simply been disguised by some genius makeup artist — but just one day later, her rep confirmed that the SATC star did go under the laser simply because “she was in the mood.”

The Tragic ‘Sex And The City’ Premiere: Tears, Double D Cups, Wedgies, And Only One Pretty Dress

3:40AM Molly Friedman | What would a Sex And The City movie premiere be without bouts of drama worthy of the show itself? While last night’s premiere in New York looked glamorous on camera, on the scene it was another story entirely. From a controversial remark made by the franchise’s token villainness to fashion mishaps to thousands of ticketless die-hard fans ending up in tears, the scene outside Radio City Music Hall last night was chaotic and Cosmo-drenched. And that was just the crowd! As for the stars of the film, there were signs that sex-despising Sarah Jessica Parker’s co-stars weren’t entirely pleased to pose in front of the movie’s poster (you know, the one that they don’t even appear on). All the scandals and controversy, plus the highs and lows of the cast’s fashion choices, after the jump. More »

Finally Every ‘SATC’ Fan’s Dreams Come True: The Mr. Big Vibrator Is Here

9:40AM Molly Friedman | Sex And The City mania is beginning to crest this week, as plot spoilers, leaked footage and Sarah Jessica Parker magazine profiles assault us at every turn. But one sign that all this hype just may have jumped the shark comes in the form of “a happily orgasmic ever-after:” the official Mr. Big vibrator. Fans of the show fondly, er, may vaguely remember the episode in which prim Charlotte discovers the Rabbit, or the time when Samantha uses her vibrator to soothe a screaming baby, and we could go on but we’re far too embarrassed for remembering even that much. In any case, the folks at LoveHoney have jumped on the SATC bandwagon and introduced the frightening grey contraption which looks a bit too much like our dad’s neck massager. But among the many problems those clever UK ad wizards have on their hands is the abundance of “Mr. Big” vibrators already on the market, most of which may not be, well, bigger, but look far better. Take a closer look after the jump:

Finally, A ‘Sex And The City’ Plot Rumour That Demands Our Attention

7:50AM Molly Friedman | An early warning to SATC fans reading: potential spoilers lay ahead. That said, we have caught wind of one of the most intriguing (some might argue, the only intriguing) rumours regarding what to expect from the Most Important Movie Of The Year. It involves the possibility that one of the main Sex And The City characters, namely Mr. Big, will bite the bullet in the Cosmo-drenched show’s big-screen debut. And director Michael Patrick King has been ingeniously coy when it comes to responding to all the death chatter: “I did want an emotional roller-coaster but…Kill Mr. Big? I would have been chased around the planet by women with torches. It’s a summer movie. Why would I want to kill anyone?” While we’re not sure of any reasons that King would have to off someone, we judge each of the four ladies’ odds of falling off a high-rise due to insanely high stilettos or simply shooting themselves with a (pink!) gun after listening to 90 minutes of Carrie’s self-absorbed whines: