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11:29AM Jess McGuire | Pop star Natalie Imbruglia has revealed that she’s currently sans manfriend as she’s still getting over her split from Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns. Plus, of course, she’s married to her work. That old chesnut! More »
Natalie Imbruglia Don’t Need No Man!
11:29AM Jess McGuire | Pop star Natalie Imbruglia has revealed that she’s currently sans manfriend as she’s still getting over her split from Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns. Plus, of course, she’s married to her work. That old chesnut! More » 
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12:38PM Jess McGuire | Did you know Natalie Imbruglia and Chris Martin recently worked together on her new album? Probably not, because it hasn’t been mentioned in every single damn interview she’s given regarding her latest record. Well, he penned a song for her called Want and it’s now available for your listening pleasure online. More »
Have A Listen To Natalie Imbruglia’s New Ditty
12:38PM Jess McGuire | Did you know Natalie Imbruglia and Chris Martin recently worked together on her new album? Probably not, because it hasn’t been mentioned in every single damn interview she’s given regarding her latest record. Well, he penned a song for her called Want and it’s now available for your listening pleasure online. More »
People
Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Francis fought with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend. Kristen Stewart’s naked, lacks confidence, blows Robert Pattinson…away. Jason Biggs + Monkey = Comedy. Lily Allen is scary, Jessie Spano needs advice, Oasis broke up. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
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4:35PM Jess McGuire | It’s important for famous types to have solid friends who are willing to be brutally honest with them when it comes to the quality of their “art”, so it’s lucky for Natalie Imbruglia that she’s still buddies with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin – dude ain’t afraid of getting raw like sushi, know what I mean? More »
Chris Martin Not Afraid To Tell Natalie Imbruglia Her Songs Are Crap
4:35PM Jess McGuire | It’s important for famous types to have solid friends who are willing to be brutally honest with them when it comes to the quality of their “art”, so it’s lucky for Natalie Imbruglia that she’s still buddies with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin – dude ain’t afraid of getting raw like sushi, know what I mean? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Colonel Kate Major’s War For Jon Gosselin’s Soul
11:45PM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s pissed Kate Major’s lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth’s GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Evening, let’s do this shit: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Britney Spears: Almost A Jew
10:07PM the cajun boy | Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can’t Stop Kicking Supermodels To The Curb
9:40PM the cajun boy | Leo the Great dumped Bar Refaeli, Britney Spears is banging her agent at William Morris, Miley Cyrus dumped her boyfriend and is after Nick Jonas, Lauren Conrad’s new novel will be horrendous, and David Carradine bought lots of sex toys. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Palins Offered Bristol A New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
8:59PM the cajun boy | Todd offered Bristol a new ride to get her to dump Levi, Spencer Pratt is the “King of Weed,” Paris Hilton thinks that The Hills is “so lame and fake,” Kate Hudson is travelling with the Yankees to bone A-Rod, and Susan Boyle may be institutionalised very shortly. More »
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4:32PM Jess McGuire | If you’re a fan of 30 Rock (and why wouldn’t you be, unless you were some kind of idiot?) you’d be well aware of the concept of the “back door brag”.
I’ll let the character Jenna explain the concept to you if you’re unfamiliar with it:
“It’s sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it’s hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. “
So when Chris Martin says he’s bummed about giving Natalie Imbruglia one of his new songs for her album, knowing full well the press will run with that quote for days, see if you can spot the back door brag he throws in.
He’s married with children to Gwyneth Paltrow but Coldplay singer Chris Martin is having regrets over his old flame Natalie Imbruglia. But Martin’s regrets are more professional than personal after writing the comeback single so desperately needed by long-time hitless Imbruglia.
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Chris Martin’s Back Door Brag
4:32PM Jess McGuire | If you’re a fan of 30 Rock (and why wouldn’t you be, unless you were some kind of idiot?) you’d be well aware of the concept of the “back door brag”.
I’ll let the character Jenna explain the concept to you if you’re unfamiliar with it:
“It’s sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it’s hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. “
So when Chris Martin says he’s bummed about giving Natalie Imbruglia one of his new songs for her album, knowing full well the press will run with that quote for days, see if you can spot the back door brag he throws in.
He’s married with children to Gwyneth Paltrow but Coldplay singer Chris Martin is having regrets over his old flame Natalie Imbruglia. But Martin’s regrets are more professional than personal after writing the comeback single so desperately needed by long-time hitless Imbruglia.
More » Girls Aloud Tormented By Violent Blogger, Loved By Chris Martin
10:26AM Jess McGuire | Swings and roundabouts, people.
As you may have heard, Defamer Australia pop favourites Girls Aloud were recently the target of a rogue public servant turned blogger’s fantasies of violence. Oh no!
A civil servant is being prosecuted over an internet blog which detailed the kidnap, torture and murder of the pop group Girls Aloud. Darryn Walker, 35, of South Shields, South Tyneside, is accused of writing and posting the 12-page “Girls (Scream) Aloud” story on a fantasy porn site.
Urgh. Poor The Girls Aloud – “DO NOT WANT”, as they say on the internet.
However, if anything’s gonna give the ladies a wide and perfectly white smile after that revelation, it’s news that Coldplay frontman Chris Martin bloody loves them. More » 