chris farley

Snow White, Esquire Vs. ‘Beverly Hills Ninja 2′: Vote Now For the Least-Essential Project of 2009

2:35AM STV | The trades are alight with hellfire today as the End of Ideas train has derailed once again, exploding and settling a fine, acrid dust on the surfaces of morning lattes all over town. And as you sip yours, know that you’re not hallucinating, despite what you’ve read: Sony really does plan a sequel to the late Chris Farley’s non-essential Beverly Hills Ninja, summoning a script from the original film’s screenwriter and conceiving it as the first mainstream American film to be shot entirely in South Korea. We’re sure the nation is thrilled — more excited, anyhow, than it would be if it faced the prospect of a contemporary Snow White revision tentatively titled Georgia and the Seven Associates. Right. As in “lawyers”: More »

Chris Rock Explains How ‘Chippendales’ Killed Chris Farley

7:30AM Molly Friedman | As we learned recently, SNL’s Chris Farley was far from coddled or loved during his final years by fellow cast members. And now, a new biography on Chris Farley titled The Chris Farley Show will divulge more depressing tales from friends of Farley and how exactly they went about attempting to help the struggling addict get better (hint: they didn’t). From former co-stars dishing on his desperate attempts to be loved using prostitutes to anecdotes involving his habit of licking everything from his shoelaces to his wallet, one revelation made by Chris Rock stands out: “‘Chippendales’ was a weird sketch. I always hated it…The joke of it is, basically, ‘We can’t hire you because you’re fat.’ There’s no comic twist to it. It’s just [bleep]ing mean. Chris wanted so much to be liked. As funny as that sketch was…it’s one of the things that killed him.” More dismal details regarding Farley’s last days after the jump. More »

The Last Days of Chris Farley

2:50AM Defamer Hollywood | As much as we’d like to believe that Chris Farley’s time on earth was a shouting, dancing laugh fest until its too-soon end, his brother Tom’s new book, The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in Three Acts, shatters our (admittedly quite flimsy) illusions about his life. Excerpts from the book will run in May’s Playboy — finally, you can say “I bought it for the articles!” and truly mean it — but Page Six has two distressing quotes this morning from his fellow Not Ready For Prime Time Players. Particularly sad — Farley BFF David Spade recalls a time when his pal’s heckling went well beyond “fat guy in a little coat:” “I got a lot of s – - – at the end about ‘Why weren’t you there for him?’ But being that close, I dealt with it all the time. And in that situation, before the guy’s dead, he’s just kind of an a – -hole. Truth is, you get a junkie who’s wasted all the time and moody and angry and trying to knock you around, you say, ‘OK, you go do that, and I’ll be over here.’ “ More »