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12:43PM Jess McGuire | The Australian Women’s Weekly isn’t just for older women who dress like Maggie Tabberer and are keenly interested in the goings on at Pat McDermott’s house (Man Of The House aka MOTH = GOOD TIMES). It is also a legitimate read for bored 28 year olds loitering at a cafe waiting for a store they thought opened at 9am to finally let her in the door. Don’t question me. More »
Things Learned From This Month’s Edition Of The Australian Women’s Weekly
12:43PM Jess McGuire | The Australian Women’s Weekly isn’t just for older women who dress like Maggie Tabberer and are keenly interested in the goings on at Pat McDermott’s house (Man Of The House aka MOTH = GOOD TIMES). It is also a legitimate read for bored 28 year olds loitering at a cafe waiting for a store they thought opened at 9am to finally let her in the door. Don’t question me. More »
No-Talent Children Are Even Worse Than Their Semi-Talented Parents
8:10AM Defamer Hollywood | Another day, another reality show featuring D-list celebs premieres on basic cable. And last week was no exception, as MTV’s Rock the Cradle made a strong showing right out of the gate. That’s the program where children of washed-up musicians try to prove that they have as much talent as their parents. Unfortunately, the acorn falls pretty fucking far from the tree. As evidence, may we present Olivia Newton John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi. More »
Chloe Lattanzi Records Skinny Song, Is Mistaken For Hat-stand In Hotel Foyer
9:43AM Clem Bastow | The spawn of Our Olivia Newton John, Chloe Lattanzi, has been publicly struggling with her weight for some time now, however this past weekend she was seen at the Emmys looking half her usual size – and when your usual size is roughly size ‘000′, then that’s a cause for concern.
However, what’s really got Them worrying is Chloe’s latest choon (posted on her MySpaz); she is currently in LA and trying to make it as a singer/songwriter.
The shocking lyrics of Delicious seemingly document the eating disorder which she claimed to have beaten earlier this year.
Disturbingly, one verse reads: “Can’t stop moving, I’m running away/ And I’m losing my reason to feel/ All this wasting away is for you/ ‘Cuz I need you to see that I’m real.”
Well, it’s no “Ana wrecks your life/Like an anorexic life”, but beggars can’t be choosers.
Anyway, so long as Chloe doesn’t call her first album “My Thinspiration”, we can probably assume she’s dealing with all this in her own way. More »