10:20AM STV | Madonna’s publicist isn’t talking about what her clients like the Material Girl and Cher are doing to their faces (”I have never represented anyone who has spoken to me about plastic surgery. Nor have I asked them. I don’t want to know!”), but that doesn’t mean the doctors, the “dermatologists” and other illustrious characters in the pageant of A-list cosmetic surgery aren’t offering up a
ghastly state of the union regarding their trade in this week’s
New York Magazine. Which naturally includes Madonna, the issue’s cover girl and unauthorized representative of the New New Face — as opposed to the “Old” New Faces belonging to the mishandled likes of Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan.
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