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Chewbacca On The Run After Alleged Sexual Assault Of Marilyn Monroe

7:58AM Defamer Hollywood | The all-too-fragile peace of the Hollywood Walk of Fame impersonator community has once again been shattered by an alleged act of character-on-character violence, with Fake Marilyn Monroe accusing Handsy Chewbacca of assaulting her during an otherwise routine tourist shakedown. Reports our local CBS affiliate on the disturbing attack of a ersatz American icon sure to rock the Chinese Theatre to its very foundation: A Chewbacca impersonator is accused of sexually assaulting a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then reportedly evaded arrest, police said. More »

Handsy, Drunken Captain America Found Guilty Of SuperJunk-Enhancement

7:03AM Defamer Hollywood | Continuing the proud tradition established by the Hollywood Walk of Fame’s own Head-Butting Chewbacca and Picketer-Baiting Batman, Melbourne, Florida’s Genital-Touching Captain America has taken a place of honor in the Fake Superhero Justice League with his recent arrest, detailed by The Smoking Gun, on counts of drunken handsiness, marijuana possession, and third-degree package misrepresentation for his stuffing of a burrito into his tights during a costumed pub-crawl. TSG also has video of the booking, in which the disgraced defender of America is subjected to a humiliating, symbolic surrender of his crimefighting uniform’s cowl and red boots. When Capt. America Throws His Mighty Burrito [TSG] Previously: Batman And Chewbacca Vs. The Crapper-Guarding Picketers [Defamer] More »