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Flotsam & Jetsam
Jon Returns Money That Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill Hair
2:15AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Scott Weiland’s wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy’s community serveezy. J-Lo’s Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
People
Golly, People Think Sarah Palin’s Overpriced
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Some ignorant folk don’t think “public speaker” Sarah Palin deserves her outlandishly steep paycheck. Eddie Furlong’s hitting the coke pipe. And Penelope Cruz enjoys kissing both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. It’s your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More »
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4:38AM Brian Moylan | Anna Wintour spent seven days during Fashion Week cruising around New York with her trademark hair and glasses. But she was also sporting the hot new accessory for spring: a smile. What is making Anna so God-damned happy? More »
The Many, Many Smiles Of Anna Wintour
4:38AM Brian Moylan | Anna Wintour spent seven days during Fashion Week cruising around New York with her trademark hair and glasses. But she was also sporting the hot new accessory for spring: a smile. What is making Anna so God-damned happy? More »
People
After Fashion’s Night Out, An Open Letter To Mary-Kate Olsen
8:29AM Chris | I went to Fashion’s Night Out at Bergdorf’s last night to see you bartend, but you were gone. Always wanted to thank you for that magical moment we shared at the Beatrice Inn. So I thought I’d do it here! More »
Big Screen
Atlas Shrugged Miniseries Will Bore The Motor Of The World
4:24AM Pareene | Finally there will be one film to definitively separate stunted adolescent douchebags from regular people (besides Boondock Saints): Atlas Shrugged! Ayn Rand’s million-page epic tale of monologuing in a ravine is going to be a movie. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Don’t Say We’ve Never Said A Nice Thing About Tyler Perry
3:22AM Natasha VC | Uma Thurman, Nicholas Cage and Tyler Perry are all things that won’t win them automatic scorn. This is progress. Also, Martin Sheen may get the chance to be in charge of freedom again. Finally. More »
Prince Shia LaBeouf to Lay Waste to Elders, Minorities and the Poor at the Box Office
2:05AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your indispensable guide to what’s new, noteworthy and/or totally doomed this week at the movies. Today we welcome Shia LaBeouf and his million-dollar pinkie back to theatres alongside Spike Lee, Richard Gere, Diane Lane, Charlize Theron and Kirk Cameron (!), while facing a robust litter of potential arthouse underdogs and DVD release for the agoraphobes among us. As always, our opinions are our own, but if Josh Groban can steadfastly see it our way, shouldn’t you as well? More »
Pitbull For Hope Charlize Theron Costs Obama All-Powerful Paparazzi Vote
4:00AM Seth | Charlize Theron’s arrival at the Denver airport last night—what TMZ says might be a trip for a local film festival, or to pop her head in at the convention, or hey, why not, a little of both—was greeting by a paparazzi swarm of one, and she was having none of it. (She may have already been in a foul mood due to the giant sign her driver was holding reading “CHARLIE THERONG – Denver Executive Limousines,” though the foamcore board upon which it was written would later make a handy device with which to beat the nosey interloper over the head.) Surely, whatever good intentions the star had were quickly squandered once the footage made the internet rounds, and disenfranchised paparazzi voters chose to side with the far less celebrity-friendly candidate. More »
Imagining The Top Five Films In Eliot Spitzer’s Netflix Queue
5:19AM Molly Friedman | In case you hadn’t heard, recently resigned NY governor Eliot Spitzer likes call girls. A lot. And while we’re still busy casting the inevitable movie of the week, our slideshow-obsessed friends over at Us dove into their archives to reminisce on the hooker-laced pasts of Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and escort king Charlie Sheen, who’ve all been caught with their pants (and dignities) down. But call girls don’t always come in the form of silicone sketchballs straight out of the Bada Bing. Sometimes they have hearts of gold and charisma as thick as the air on the 101! If they’re played by stars, that is. We dove into our own archives and selected our top five films that revolve around the World’s Oldest Profession, flicks that will surely be making their way onto Eliot Spitzer’s Netflix queue in no time. More »
