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Flotsam & Jetsam

A Shot At Punitive Damages With Tila Tequila Season Ends Abruptly

1:00AM Foster Kamer | Tila Tequila’s domestic abuse squabble gets drunk and puked out by the D.A. Anna Wintour gets stalked by teenage crazies. Mischa Barton channels Marissa Cooper. Mayor Bloomberg might know about Lady Gaga’s peener. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup. More »
Small Screen

Charlie Sheen’s Fantasy 9/11 Truther Grilling Of The President

6:13AM Richard Rushfield | What do celebrities dream of? If you’re Charlie Sheen and Heidi Fleiss’ been out of business for decades, your fantasies likely revolve around interviewing President Obama and nailing him to the floor over the Pentagon’s secret role in 9/11. More »

Two and A Half-Man

9:30AM Seth | Pictured, tautly manboobed sexagenarian Sylvester Stallone, toasting Planet Hollywood’s purchase of Buca di Beppo, who plan on extending the movie motif to the Italian chain by rechristening it Apastalypse Now. More »

‘Denise Richards’ Cancellation: It’s Complicated

8:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Didn’t we almost have it all, America? Why, it was just a few weeks ago when we learned that E! had mercy-killed its celeb reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, leading to cheers, emailed hugs, and exultant praise to God around the blogosphere. “Just when I think there’s no redeeming the entertainment industry as a whole,” said one of our commenters, “somebody makes a smart move like cancelling this famewhore’s piece of crap show, and I start to see a little glimmer of light on the horizon.” Get ready to bust out some candles, everybody: that glimmer’s gettin’ snuffed! According to Us Weekly: More »

‘Denise Richards’: It’s Cancelled

8:40AM Defamer Hollywood | In the eternal battle between exes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, the latter has just been dealt a significant setback. Though Sheen pulls down a nigh-unbeatable $800,000 for every episode of Two and a Half Men, Richards could at least boast a buzzed-about, cringe-inducing E! reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Now, according to the New York Post, she may not even have that feather in her cap anymore — it appears that the show has been cancelled.

Discuss: Charlie Sheen Makes $800,000 Per Episode of ‘Two and a Half Men’

8:25AM STV | For vivid proof of the weakening dollar, look no further that the annual salary survey in the forthcoming issue of TV Guide: After two years of slumming alongside the likes of Zach Braff and seeing everyone from William Petersen ($600,000 per episode) to the Simpsons cast (each $400,000 per episode) pass him by, Charlie Sheen has reclaimed his spot at the top of the prime-time cash heap, earning $800,000 per 30-minute episode of Two and a Half Men. Granted, it’s not seven-figure Friends money (which Sheen originally asked for in negotiations back in 2006), but we still think it bears repeating: Charlie Sheen makes $800,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men. Join us in getting our heads around it (and a few other hot-ticket raises) after the jump. More »

Denise Richards Wants Not One Drop Of Charlie Sheen’s Prostitute- Tranny- Infested Man-Seed

1:50AM Seth | Yesterday, Charlie Sheen’s camp accused Denise Richards of having exploited her children for her own publicity-whoring needs—and re-addressed the time Richards allegedly paused from hurling ambisexual- jailbait- porn-junkie accusations long enough to request a sperm donation of her ex. Now, the star of E!’s Denise Richards: My Undiagnosed Bipolarism Is Complicated is firing back. Talking to Page Six, the actress provided recent SMS evidence suggesting there may be more to her cancer-wishing, tranny-positive ex-husband than meets the eye:

Denise Richards Augmenting Paltry $25 million Divorce Settlement With Hefty E! Payday

8:45AM Seth | Oh, what’s to be done with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. They may bicker incessantly and claim they can’t stand the sight of one another, but deep down, you just know they’re hoping the other contracts feline AIDS. With her E! reality series set to premiere on Memorial Day, Richards has been hitting the talk show circuit harder than Richie Sambora in a bathroom stall at the LAX wrap party. This included some face-time with fossilised CNN grand inquisitor Larry King, where she explained that the show comes directly out of need; not, surprisingly, the need to be on TV, but rather the need to feed and shelter her two children, abandoned by their father to follow his tween-outfitting, trampoline dreams. Now, a “Sheen insider” tells Page Six that Richards’ claims are absurd, as the actress is regularly greeted by the beeping sound of a Hollywood Alimony Services dump truck backing into her driveway to release that month’s child support payment: But, “Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support,” a Sheen insider fumed. “Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”

Denise Richards Deconstructs A Love Gone Sour For Larry King

9:05AM Seth | Bravely taking the Larry King Live lukewarmseat last night to promote her new E! reality series, Denise Richards: I’m Hateful, the actress fielded a barrage of intermittently relevant softballs from the broadcast legend (”Charlie Sheen: Father of your children?…Good guy?…What does he bench press, around?…Iron Man: your kind of movie?…Where do you fall on tofu?”), which she dutifully answered with refreshing candidness. Sadly, she and Sheen are not currently speaking, with Richards relying on her commando-nanny go-between to shuffle their children between the households, deftly avoiding concussion on her mad dash back to the Land Rover at the hands of a Sheen-manned pneumatic tennis-ball cannon. [Larry King Live] WATCH VIDEO More »