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9:27AM Jess McGuire | Yesterday’s piece in the Herald Sun about Channel Nine’s new weather girl Brodie Harper was filled to the brim with delightful quotes sure to entertain folks like us. In other words, it’s pisstake heaven. More »
Brodie Harper Always Dreamed Of Talking About The Weather
9:27AM Jess McGuire | Yesterday’s piece in the Herald Sun about Channel Nine’s new weather girl Brodie Harper was filled to the brim with delightful quotes sure to entertain folks like us. In other words, it’s pisstake heaven. More » 
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12:00PM Jess McGuire | Can life get any better for Warney? Beloved by the nation and safely back in the arms of his missus Simone, he recently enjoyed a fantastic (although sadly Uma-less) 40th birthday party where vodka and Red Bull concoctions were consumed with celebratory gusto – and absolutely nothing inappropriate was photographed or recorded on a mobile phone. Win! And the good times just keep on rolling… More »
2009 Is The Year Of The Warne
12:00PM Jess McGuire | Can life get any better for Warney? Beloved by the nation and safely back in the arms of his missus Simone, he recently enjoyed a fantastic (although sadly Uma-less) 40th birthday party where vodka and Red Bull concoctions were consumed with celebratory gusto – and absolutely nothing inappropriate was photographed or recorded on a mobile phone. Win! And the good times just keep on rolling… More »
People
1:30PM Clem Bastow | Well, we were just talking (in a round-about manner coughcoughXENUcough) about James Packer this morning, so what a surprise to see him pop up in the news this lunchtime – either we’re plugged into the collective unconscious, or I don’t know what. Anyway, it would seem that the junior Packer has been showing Seven CEO David Leckie what a winning way he has with words.
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James Packer Charms Seven CEO With His Wit And Verve
1:30PM Clem Bastow | Well, we were just talking (in a round-about manner coughcoughXENUcough) about James Packer this morning, so what a surprise to see him pop up in the news this lunchtime – either we’re plugged into the collective unconscious, or I don’t know what. Anyway, it would seem that the junior Packer has been showing Seven CEO David Leckie what a winning way he has with words.
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Small Screen
10:04AM Jess McGuire | For god’s sake, Channel Nine! I realise you’re trying to tighten your belt a little, but making some of your biggest stars suffer just because you’ve invested too much money in ridiculous shows hosted by Jules Lund hardly seems fair. Kerri-Anne Kennerley has done nothing but consistently deliver the KAK-tastic goods, and yet she’s facing a pay cut? This is a farce! More »
Kerri-Anne Kennerley Facing A Pay Cut!
10:04AM Jess McGuire | For god’s sake, Channel Nine! I realise you’re trying to tighten your belt a little, but making some of your biggest stars suffer just because you’ve invested too much money in ridiculous shows hosted by Jules Lund hardly seems fair. Kerri-Anne Kennerley has done nothing but consistently deliver the KAK-tastic goods, and yet she’s facing a pay cut? This is a farce! More »
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4:57PM Jess McGuire | Honest to god. Do the brains at Channel Nine really think giving Clare “Chk Chk Boom” Werbeloff her own show is going to result in fantastic ratings? More »
Right, Is Anyone Actually Sober At Channel Nine These Days?
4:57PM Jess McGuire | Honest to god. Do the brains at Channel Nine really think giving Clare “Chk Chk Boom” Werbeloff her own show is going to result in fantastic ratings? More »
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12:02PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday it was announced that brand new Channel Nine show ‘THIS Afternoon’ has been cancelled after less than a month on air. I didn’t see it so I can’t comment on the quality of the show, but I was mildly repulsed by its shouty title so I can’t say I was rooting for it. More »
This Afternoon Has Been Cancelled… Does Anyone Care?
12:02PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday it was announced that brand new Channel Nine show ‘THIS Afternoon’ has been cancelled after less than a month on air. I didn’t see it so I can’t comment on the quality of the show, but I was mildly repulsed by its shouty title so I can’t say I was rooting for it. More »
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11:00AM Jess McGuire | Friday was not the greatest day of Richard Wilkins’ career as an “entertainment guru”. After breaking the news to the nation that both Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson had passed away, it seems Richard needed something more to talk about in order to pad out the extra three hours of airtime Channel Nine gave him with their extended Today coverage of the Grim Reaper’s rampage through the world of showbiz. More »
Jeff Goldblum And Stephen Colbert Unite To Mock Richard Wilkins
11:00AM Jess McGuire | Friday was not the greatest day of Richard Wilkins’ career as an “entertainment guru”. After breaking the news to the nation that both Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson had passed away, it seems Richard needed something more to talk about in order to pad out the extra three hours of airtime Channel Nine gave him with their extended Today coverage of the Grim Reaper’s rampage through the world of showbiz. More »
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1:10PM Jess McGuire | Karl Stefanovic’s post-Logies state seems to have won the man quite a few admirers – including Channel Nine management. Yes, the folks in charge at Nine are apparently planning on giving Stefanovic the plum job currently held by Tracy Grimshaw, the host A Current Affair. More »
Karl Stefanovic No Doubt Cracking Open The Champers As We Speak
1:10PM Jess McGuire | Karl Stefanovic’s post-Logies state seems to have won the man quite a few admirers – including Channel Nine management. Yes, the folks in charge at Nine are apparently planning on giving Stefanovic the plum job currently held by Tracy Grimshaw, the host A Current Affair. More »
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12:07PM Jess McGuire | Like a neglected mute hairy pantsless chubby rentboy trawling the streets, desperately looking for a sugar daddy to care for him, iconic Channel Nine star Humphrey B. Bear’s arse is being sold to the highest bidder. More »
How Much Would You Pay For Humphrey B. Bear?
12:07PM Jess McGuire | Like a neglected mute hairy pantsless chubby rentboy trawling the streets, desperately looking for a sugar daddy to care for him, iconic Channel Nine star Humphrey B. Bear’s arse is being sold to the highest bidder. More »
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1:02PM Jess McGuire | It’s very wrong that I have Ginuwine in my head as a write this, but good news, fans of television shows based on books focused on equine-y adventures! It seems both Defamer Australia’s female twelve year old readers are in luck, because Channel Nine have announced that The Saddle Club will be premiering on Saturday March 7 at 10:00am! OH HELL YEAH!
THE SADDLE CLUB brings to life the adventures of three heroines: Stevie (Lauren Dixon), Carole (Victoria Campbell) and Lisa (Ariel Kaplan) who share friendship and the love of their horses Belle, Starlight and Prancer at Pine Hollow Stables.
Based on the internationally best-selling novels by Bonnie Bryant, the third series of THE SADDLE CLUB features three new characters plus a wonderful combination of laughter, horses, adventure, companionship, new songs and an adorable miniature donkey.
The new cast includes Australian Ariel Kaplan, Canadians Lauren Dixon and Victoria Campbell along with supporting cast member Australian Marney Kennedy who received the AFI Young Actors Award in 2006 for her role in Mortified.
Now we need to be supportive of this, dear readers, because The Saddle Club is a local production that doesn’t feature Matthew Newton’s bare arse (as far as I know). More »
The Saddle’s Waiting, Come And Jump On It!
1:02PM Jess McGuire | It’s very wrong that I have Ginuwine in my head as a write this, but good news, fans of television shows based on books focused on equine-y adventures! It seems both Defamer Australia’s female twelve year old readers are in luck, because Channel Nine have announced that The Saddle Club will be premiering on Saturday March 7 at 10:00am! OH HELL YEAH!
THE SADDLE CLUB brings to life the adventures of three heroines: Stevie (Lauren Dixon), Carole (Victoria Campbell) and Lisa (Ariel Kaplan) who share friendship and the love of their horses Belle, Starlight and Prancer at Pine Hollow Stables.
Based on the internationally best-selling novels by Bonnie Bryant, the third series of THE SADDLE CLUB features three new characters plus a wonderful combination of laughter, horses, adventure, companionship, new songs and an adorable miniature donkey.
The new cast includes Australian Ariel Kaplan, Canadians Lauren Dixon and Victoria Campbell along with supporting cast member Australian Marney Kennedy who received the AFI Young Actors Award in 2006 for her role in Mortified.
Now we need to be supportive of this, dear readers, because The Saddle Club is a local production that doesn’t feature Matthew Newton’s bare arse (as far as I know). More » 