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Music
Chet Hanks Mixtape Coming All Too Soon
7:09AM Hamilton Nolan | Important update regarding up-and-coming rapper CHET HAZE, also know as Tom Hanks’ son, Chet: his mixtape is “officially done” and coming soon! As you can see, he’s in the lab, still reppin his team. And he loves Kim Kardashian. -Fin-
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Marc Anthony, Alexis Stewart And Other Gun-toting Maniacs
1:46AM Hamilton Nolan | Celebrities: scaredy-cats! Turns out it’s not just paranoid right-wing action star wannabes like Roger Ailes and Sean Hannity who are licensed to carry guns. So do a host of other New York celebrities. What is Marc Anthony so scared of? More »
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Bob Marley Watched The Executions Of His Enemies, Allegedly
2:09AM Hamilton Nolan | Sometimes it’s nice to put down the chalice for once and realise that Bob Marley was not the second coming of Jesus or a hippie, for Chrissake. He was a flawed man! A new biography tells us just how flawed. More »
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Bristol Palin Will Talk Sex For Boatloads Of Money
11:52PM Hamilton Nolan | Looking to add a little celebrity star power to your upcoming teen abstinence conference? Why settle for some preacher dork when you could have famous teen ma Bristol Palin as your headline speaker? For a modest fee. More »
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Ashley Dupre’s Boobs
2:27AM Hamilton Nolan | Important political news or whatever: Spitzer superfriend Ashley Dupre’s Playboy shoot is out, and here is a respectable, newsworthy sample. Smut peddler Foster Kamer has a more NSFW version at the Village Voice. Commence double entendres now.
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World’s Smartest Man Conned By Celeb Psychic
11:05PM Hamilton Nolan | Adam Robinson is an Oxford-educated chess master and co-founder of the Princeton Review. His ex-girlfriend is a “psychic to the stars”. Who do you guess is suing whom, for cleverly stealing all the money? More »
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Dennis Hopper Wins Tiny Restraining Order
6:08AM Hamilton Nolan | Wild-eyed thespian Dennis Hopper is currently embroiled in deathbed divorce proceedings with his wife Victoria. Today: a judge ruled Victoria has to stay three metres away from Dennis and his family. That’s not so far away. Update: new prenup details. More »
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Alec Baldwin’s Quickie Emergency
1:16AM Hamilton Nolan | Alec Baldwin was “rushed to the hospital” early this morning after his daughter called 911. He “may have swallowed some sleeping pills,” according to the NYP. Update: Baldwin’s publicist Matthew Hiltzik says he’s fine and working. BUT: More »
Small Screen
Oprah Oprah Oprah
3:08AM Hamilton Nolan | Oprah is quitting her show next year to build her cable network, but have no fear: that network will feature a reality show about the final season of Oprah’s show. And a show called “Miracle Detectives”. Oprah Oprah Oprah. [NYT]
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