celebrities
Small Screen
Letterman Had Human Emotions, Relationships
1:03AM Hamilton Nolan | Will David Letterman ever live down the shame of being the first American to sleep with someone at work? Let’s hope not! Sexxxy Letterman revelations this morning: Another fling, pictured! Dave’s alleged Halderman hate rage! And, what will happen tonight?!? More »
Online
James Dean’s Premature Death Validated
4:39AM Hamilton Nolan | What if James Dean had lived a long, full life? He would have done cliché celebrity shit like parading African babies before cameras, and finally become a spokesman for a financial services company. Dying young has its benefits. [via Adfreak]
Online
Page Six Discovers Facebook, Celebrity Hate Groups
12:30AM Foster Kamer | Talk about A-Yo Technology. Page Six recently discovered people on Facebook! Being mean to celebrities! Meaner than them, even. Unfortunately, the people hating celebrities on Facebook aren’t funny. Also, they’ve clearly never read comments on D-Listed. Next: Twitter! [Page Six]
Big Screen
The Summer Of Death For Movie Stars
3:21PM the cajun boy | What’s happened to America’s movie stars in the summer of 2009? A slew of boldface names have opened films this summer and most of them have tanked hard. Some people are blaming Twitter, but the answer is really quite simple. More »
People
Michael Douglas’ Kid Is Failed Crystal Meth Dealer
12:19AM Hamilton Nolan | Michael Douglas’ son Cameron—co-star of the unfortunately-named It Runs In The Family—was busted last night in the Gansevoort Hotel for trying to sell a shitload of crystal meth. More »
People
Brit Nip Slip!
12:13AM Hamilton Nolan | The ne plus ultra of “Stories That Prove Defamer’s Just Trashy Celebrity Click-Bait Now” has finally happened. And we don’t even get paid by the page view any more. What a rip. More »
People
Which Famous Actor Has The Biggest Shoe Lifts Of All?
11:20PM Hamilton Nolan | Today in tawdry: A stank film director, a famous actor with huge lifts in his shoes, and a nice actress who loves kittens and babies. Outrageous! More »
People
Which Actress Loves Coke Enough To Scream?
11:33PM Hamilton Nolan | Today in human frailty: an Oscar winner wooing a publicist, an actress screaming for coke, a TV personality who tried to kill herself, and a fading celeb who can’t get invited to the cool parties: More »
People
Which TV Actor Cheats With A Cokey Teen?
11:29PM Hamilton Nolan | Today in thinly-veiled takedowns of attractive people: an actor sexing a coke-buying teen, three reality show women whose golden days are over, and a superstar with a normal girlfriend (HEH). More »
People
