8:42AM Jess McGuire | Good god,
this is pretty much the worst thing I’ve ever heard – and it was only
yesterday I learned from Jeff Kennett that all homosexuals like to molest children! Australia’s Sweetheart TM and cancer survivor Delta Goodrem has been outed as a smoker by gossip blogger-turned-
Famous-mag-columnist Perez Hilton.
Introducing himself to the magazine’s local readers, Hilton huffed about seeing her puff during a recent visit to Goodrem’s temporary Los Angeles home.
“I went around for tea at my fave Aussie Delta Goodrem’s place the other day. She is the cutest thing, she’s even learning sign language– she’s like Miss Perfect!,” he wrote. “Although she does have one little flaw – she smokes and I hate cigarettes!”
Given the singer’s clean image and cancer battle, Goodrem’s mum was quick to say her daughter “had never touched a cigarette in her life”.
“Perez has got that wrong. That’s never been the case and never will be. It’s just not Delta,” Lea said.
“Even prior to (battling cancer) she wouldn’t even consider smoking. She’s a singer and values her voice. Some people around her smoke, but not Delta. She doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink. It’s just not her thing.”
Doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, eh mum? This reminds me of when an Aussie gets busted with drugs overseas and their parents insist in the media “He/she wouldn’t even take a Panadol when they had a headache!” and it later emerges said saintly young person’s nickname in social circles is Three Pills McGillicutty, and they hold the local drug den’s record for Most Near Fatal Overdoses (Heroin) and Best And Fairest (Dividing Cocaine Into Equally Sized Lines).
A hearty congratulations to Delta’s publicist though, who has not only refuted Perez’s claims,
but has done so whilst slyly referencing one of Delta’s hit songs – GENIUS!
A publicist for the singer also butted out the cigarette claims, stating the pack Hilton saw must have belonged to the singer’s hair and make-up artist. She said “it was a case of mistaken identity”.
May want to get those innocent eyes checked, Perez.
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