celeb endorsements

A Miserable Steven Seagal And Richard Dean Anderson Christen All New Class Of Geek Squad Protection

4:40AM Seth | To roll out their all-new level of Black Tie Geek Squad Protection (the geeks arrive in stretch limousines, carry silver trays, and are all named Giles), Best Buy enlisted the celebrity services of “Four Icons of Protection, Steven Seagal, Richard Dean Anderson and Tanya Roberts,” according to the press release. (That’s just three, but who’s counting?) Our Zune-taunting cousins at Gizmodo were there to catch all the excitement. Sadly, despite the best efforts of the emcee urging him to, “Take this pack of chewing gum, a pogo stick shaft, and a box of nail filings, and make something blow up already!” MacGyver proved to be about as mechanically minded as our mom. More »

Hula The Pounds Away With The Angelina Jolie Massage Hoop!

3:20AM Seth | In the ungoverned wilds of Chinese industry, where intellectual property is barely policed by the ineffectual People’s Glorious Bureau of Familiar Western Faces and Poultry Grading, it’s not an uncommon occurrence to stumble upon an A-list celebrity gracing the packaging of some 99¢ Only-store-bound product. More »

Delta May Be Latest L’Oreal Girl; We Were Hoping She’d Join The Ponds Institute

4:26PM Clem Bastow | Now that Natalie “Boog” Imbruglia is – as much as it pains us to suggest as much – more or less completely worthless without her Silverchair husband Daniel Johns and was dumped from L’Oreal, it’s been whispered that another Aussie starlet could be waiting in the wings to take her place as the company’s questionably powerful mascara model of choice – Delta! Yes, as Crystal Connors sagely said in Showgirls, there’s always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs behind you, and it looks as though Delta would be perfectly happy to break Boogs’ legs if it meant a lucrative beauty contract. “She’s grown up, glammed up and now ready for her close up,” the source said. Any contract would be a lucrative one for the 22-year-old and will certainly have her looking her best for her pending nuptials with Irish crooner and former boy band member Brian McFadden, who popped the question last year. It helped cement Imbruglia’s place on the celebrity stage overseas, before the 32-year-old was dumped from the star line-up which includes Beyonce Knowles, Eva Longoria, Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johannson. The Torn singer, who pocketed $200,000 when she signed on in 2002, quipped “apparently I’m not worth it any more”, when she was axed in July last year. Did you see that? Did you see what The Boog did there? “Apparently I’m not worth it anymore.” GENIUS! Bugger the makeup endorsements, give Natalie Imbruglia her own talk show! More »

Turning 41 Behind Bars, Kiefer Just Wants To Be Alone With His Thoughts

9:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Our rough calculations bring us to Day 17 of Kiefer Sutherland’s 48-day stint in the Glendale pokey – perhaps the writers strike can lend us their ring girl – and while we’ve already established that this would be a bleak Christmas (and birthday) for Kief, bereft of cupcakes, hearty Tannenbaum tacklings, and single malt holiday cheer, we barely knew the extent of it: PageSix.com has learned exclusively that Kiefer’s pre-screened visitor list has just two people on it: attorney Blair Berk, and his doctor. More »