celeb divorce
Are TV’s Favourite Juggsy Clairvoyants Doomed To Being Alone?
8:15AM Seth | In a disconcerting trend for top-heavy actresses currently starring as fictional psychics in network primetime, Patricia Arquette and Jennifer Love Hewitt have left their significant others. More »
Did Madonna’s Marriage-Contract Fridge-Art Push Guy Ritchie To The Brink?
6:24AM STV | We thought every marriage had a graphically worded pact to spell out its sexual and emotional tenets, but apparently our families are in the minority with Madonna and Guy Ritchie. The authorities at The Sun today make quite a bit of the busted-up duo’s “marriage contract,” a list reportedly pinned around their residences lest Guy ever forget his responsibilities in the relationship — and putting down the toilet seat was the least of them. More »
Welcome To The New Cold War: Your Ciccone/Ritchie Divorce Round-Up
2:00AM Seth | Another day, another approximately 12,000 steaming new dishes laid out in the ongoing Madonna/Guy Ritchie divörgåsbord, a sumptuous schadenfreude buffet. We highlight a few, for your gustatory enjoyment: More »Ricki-Lee Splits From Husband!
9:09AM Jess McGuire | Ricki-Lee and her husband Jamie are calling it quits after only a year? How this story floated past me on Friday afternoon is beyond my comprehension. I am strongly obsessed with Ricki-Lee, celebrity divorces, and people with the surname ‘Babbington’ who have recently been mistakenly identified as a straight boy jacking off for the pervy delight of The Homosexuals TM who frequent dirty websites.
Says the Herald Sun:
Another day, another showbiz split… with news that Ricki-Lee Coulter is to separate from her husband Jamie Babbington, after just a year of marriage.
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Newly Emancipated Guy Ritchie Free To Admit Kabbalah Is A Load Of Horseshite
8:46AM Seth | Ah, what a difference a divorce makes. To see Guy Ritchie’s jubilant face on the occasion of his 40th birthday on September 10—just weeks after Madonna had embarked on her Men Are All Sickening, Selfish Pigs Tour—is to look into the toothy grin of freedom itself. Sure, he got perhaps one more African orphan out of the bargain than he had hoped for, but there was really no point in looking backwards now, was there? He was 40 (still relatively young), his career was right back on track, and he would never again be faced with daily surveys of the, “So which do you think—the embroidered python jodhpurs or the deconstructed parachute pants?”-variety. More »Did Billy Bob Thornton Break Up David Duchovony And Tea Leoni?
3:54PM Jess McGuire | Wow, this is confusing. When it was announced Californication star David Duchovny and his wife of A Rather Long Time, actress Tea Leoni, were splitting up, I assumed it would have something to do with David-related misbehaviour, considering he’d recently entered rehab for sex addiction.
But no, says the Daily Mail. It’s actually because Tea and Billy Bob Thornton have been participating in a few Warney-esque text exchanges!
X Files star David Duchovny and his actress wife Téa Leoni have split up after he discovered explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.
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9:00AM Seth | We Didn’t Want To Believe. Despite having completed his sex-addict’s rehab-training certification classes and putting on a brave, united front at aCzechoslovakian street fair, David Duchovny and longtime spouse Tea Leoni have announced their separation: “In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children.” [People] More »
Everything You Thought You Knew About The Grazers’ Divorce Settlement May Be Wrong!
6:52AM Seth | A highly placed Defamer operative tells us TMZ has gotten the details of the Brian and Gigi Grazer divorce (he gets the freedom to personally pinch-test whomever he pleases, they say, she gets $US1,000,042 a month)—wrong. For starters, they don’t even own a home in New York. Read the details after the jump: More »
Who Gets What In The Brian And Gigi Grazer Divorce
5:40AM Seth | It’s been a year and four months since we learned of the dissolution of the marriage of Hollywood superproducer Brian Grazer to his screenwriter/author ex-wife, Gigi Levangie. And while the split was by all reports amicable—never once resulting in Grazer turning to his Cultural Attaché 2.0 in a moment of weakness, and uttering the words, “How about bringing me a Nobel laureate who can figure out a way for me to stop haemorrhaging alimony. Huh? Got one of those in your little idea bag, bigshot?”—the divorce proceedings have splayed open the couple’s finances for all the nosy world (that would be you) to see. Details after the jump. More »
