3:40AM Molly Friedman | It’s not just
British tabloids ripping apart celebrity body parts; now their own trainers are
turning against them to make a buck. Fitness expert Rob Parr has written the summer release
Star Quality, in which he shells out detail after “fleshy” detail about the problem areas of stars like Demi Moore, Naomi Watts, and Madonna. And though the blurbs on the back merely outline the “types” of bodies each star had (hourglass, long and slender, and athletic, respectively), he delves far deeper into their Before states in the pages: “
[Demi] lacked a defined waist, carried too much meat on her thighs, and was, by movie-star standards, thick overall.”