celeb couples

Oh Joyous Day! Celebrate Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson’s 4 Month Anniversary With Us

11:25AM Defamer Hollywood | While you’re celebrating another Friday with Irish car bombs, smokes, and An Actor’s Guide to Manorexia (or tequila, for those of you who aren’t Colin Farrell), perhaps you don’t realise we all have a much bigger reason to celebrate today – it’s Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s four month anniversary! As with all immature 15-year-olds, these two lovebirds are professing their love via text message. But words alone will never portray true love (suck it, Shakespeare), they need the stuff! So kick back with a bottle of Cuervo, and allow us to present our Top 10 Gift Ideas for this adorably new couple! More »

Cozying Up With The Colemans

7:34AM Seth | As we noted several weeks ago, diminutive quick-cash loan company spokesman Gary Coleman has finally given up on playing the ever-dwindling Diff’rent Strokes-groupie field, and settled down with a lovely young lady named Shannon Price. Until now, little was known about the happy couple, save for the fact that Coleman sometimes accidentally launches things at Shannon’s head in moments of anger, and that at the age of 40, he is still a technical* virgin. (*A post-wrap-party exploratory session with Dana Plato notwithstanding.) Well, The Today Show set out to correct all that, by squeezing the newlyweds on a couch alongside Al Roker for some get-to-know-the-Colemans time. Enjoy, and while you’re at it, have a ball imagining what their kids will wind up looking like, should Gary ever overcome his sex-having issues. More »