5:03AM Defamer Hollywood | Sure, Bai Ling’s
arrest at LAX on Wednesday was sad in a
Hedy Lamarr kind of way, but you know what’s sadder? Suffering through
her explanatory blog post the next day. Apparently camped out in Albequerque, we’d like to issue a warrant for another arrest based on the Celebrities Writing Bad Poetry statute. Witness: “my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes.” Oh, but there’s more!
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