12:10PM Jess McGuire | Guess what today is, folks?
IT’S SONIA KRUGER’S BIRTHDAY! That’s right, Defamer Australia’s BFF Tina Sparkle is turning 21 years old (deep breaths,
Dido fans) today, and we wish her all the best on this blessed Thursday.
We are hoping to reach out to her “people” and see if we can actually one day talk to her, hold her in our arms, laugh and cry whilst watching a Sex and The City marathon on the telly, and maybe dance around to girly music till we grow giddy with delight and collapse on the couch to scoff ice-cream and talk about boys.
Failing that, we’re going to land an interview with our goddess if it kills us.
SONIA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DEFAMER AUSTRALIA LOVES YOU AND IS ALSO RATHER UNCLEAR REGARDING
THE RULES OF WEIGHTLIFTING TOO!
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