celeb babies
A Highlight From The Bec & Lleyton Exclusive Interview In OK! Magazine
1:28PM Jess McGuire | Lleyton and Bec Hewitt, as Defamer Australia mentioned a couple of weeks ago, recently signed a deal to exclusively share their newborn son with readers of OK! Magazine. Obviously I camped out overnight outside my local newsagent in order to ensure I was able to purchase the latest issue featuring photos of Australia’s First Sporting Family TM before anyone else in my neighbourhood, and now that I’ve had a couple of days to calm down (and cut out the accompanying photographs and stick them all over my house) I’ve decided to share with you probably the best bit of the interview.
Some folk accused Lleyton and Bec of stealing the name ‘Cruz’ from the Beckhams. Horrible, stupid folk. Who certainly don’t write for websites like Defamer Australia. Thankfully the Hewitts were unaware of such accusations of moniker pilfering because they “don’t read many magazines”. So that’s us told.
Where did they get the name from, then?
Oh, this is delicious. Says Lleyton:
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Kate Langbroek Is Having Another Baby!
4:17PM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Nova radio personality Kate Langbroek who is reportedly pregnant with her fourth child, according to the Daily Telegraph.
News that Kate Langbroek is pregnant with her fourth child surely means her bikini days are now well behind her. The mouthy southerner and her husband Peter Lewis will welcome a new baby in July. We hope the baby fares better in the name stakes than first-born son Lewis Lewis did. And no, we aren’t kidding. Other siblings are Sunday Lil and Art Honore.
Wow, way to be totally snide, Daily Telegraph! I can see why no one has put their name to the article (online, at least). Anyone who opens a piece about a woman’s fourth pregnancy with a line like “her bikini days are now well behind her” deserves to punch themselves repeatedly in the face until they lose consciousness.
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Please Welcome The Latest Addition To The Cartwright-Hewitt Clan
7:06AM Jess McGuire | I started my Tuesday with an explosion of joyous expletives after discovering that not only had Bec and Lleyton Hewitt finally offered up confirmation to the good people of Australia that their second child – a boy – had entered the world, but they named him… oh god… they named him… IT’S TOO MUCH! I’M TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! YOU MUST READ FOR YOURSELVES!
Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt has turned to soccer star David Beckham for inspiration in naming his newborn son. Lleyton and his wife Bec are celebrating the birth of their second child, Cruz. Cruz was born in Sydney’s Royal North Shore hospital on Thursday. He is a brother to Mia, 3.
I always said (with love, naturally) that the Cartwright-Hewitts were the Bi-Lo Beckhams of this fine country of ours, and now they’ve gone out of their way to confirm it.
I think Lleyton’s grandfather sums things up nicely. More » 
Naomi Watts Gives Australian Gossip Magazines A Brand New Infant To Obsess Over
9:23AM Jess McGuire | While I doubt the offspring of Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber is going to set the gossip rags on fire as much as Naomi’s best mate Nicole’s did, expect to see plenty of (paparazzi) photos and gushing commentary in your favourite mags now that the second – and as yet unnamed – Watts-Schreiber production has been launched.
Aussie actress Naomi Watts and partner Liev Schreiber have welcomed their second child, a baby boy. “I can confirm that she had a baby boy yesterday,” a rep for the couple confirmed. They have yet to release the child’s name.
Feels like it was only last year we met their firstborn, Alexander Pete. Oh wait! It was! Quick and tidy work, Liev and Naomi. Congratulations!
MORE: Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have bub with mystery name
More » The Hanson Clan Continues To Expand At An Alarming Rate
10:40AM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Taylor Hanson and his wife Natalie, who have had yet another child together. That means Taylor is now a father of four children, his elder brother Isaac has two, and even his babyfaced child drummer brother has one kid under his belt.
Taylor, the middle brother of the rock trio Hanson, and his wife Natalie welcomed a son, Viggo Moriah, on Tuesday in Tulsa, Okla., they tell PEOPLE exclusively.
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The Defamer Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator
7:07AM Seth | Today brings the joyous news that late last night Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz became the proud parents of a baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz—a brilliant choice, if for nothing else being so ridiculous as to be virtually mock-proof. Surely its crunchy-consonant jumble of New York boroughs and Jungle Book characters is worthy of some sort of celebration however, so we proudly present The Defamer Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator! As we have no coding skills, this is a very lo-fi generator that really makes you do all the work, but hey—it’s more fun getting your hands dirty in the stupid-celebrity-baby-name mush, isn’t it? No? OK. More »Jemaine Clements Is A Dad!
8:04AM Jess McGuire | Good god. Week Old News Desk TM here with a hot off the presses report – Flight Of The Conchords heartthrob Jemaine Clements and his missus Miranda Manasiadis (remember when they got married in August?) have welcomed their first joint production, a wee baby boy, into the world! In New York! A month ago!
Flight of the Conchords Kiwi comedy star Jemaine Clement and his new wife are celebrating the birth of their first child together.
And you’ll never guess what they named their newborn son… no, really. You won’t.
More » Jamie Oliver Expecting Another Mouth To Feed
10:25AM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and his missus Jools who are expecting their third child in April 2009. They’ve already got two daughters named Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.
They have spoken publicly of their desperation to add to their picture perfect family. Now Jamie and Jools Oliver have revealed that their wish has been granted and they are pregnant with their third child. A spokesman for the star said: ‘Jools is expecting the couple’s third child in April. The Olivers are delighted and excited about the news.’
The article in the Daily Mail announcing the happy news goes on to explain what Jools sees in Jamie. More » 
Fatherhood Finds David Spade
9:30AM Seth | To all you naysayers out there who always insisted that David Spade would never find a nice girl, settle down, and fall right into life as a loving new dad, time to start eating some crow: Spade has accidentally impregnated a Playboy Playmate. So there! More »
