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Small Screen
10:04AM Jess McGuire | For god’s sake, Channel Nine! I realise you’re trying to tighten your belt a little, but making some of your biggest stars suffer just because you’ve invested too much money in ridiculous shows hosted by Jules Lund hardly seems fair. Kerri-Anne Kennerley has done nothing but consistently deliver the KAK-tastic goods, and yet she’s facing a pay cut? This is a farce! More »
Kerri-Anne Kennerley Facing A Pay Cut!
10:04AM Jess McGuire | For god’s sake, Channel Nine! I realise you’re trying to tighten your belt a little, but making some of your biggest stars suffer just because you’ve invested too much money in ridiculous shows hosted by Jules Lund hardly seems fair. Kerri-Anne Kennerley has done nothing but consistently deliver the KAK-tastic goods, and yet she’s facing a pay cut? This is a farce! More » 
People
1:35PM Jess McGuire | I meant to write about this on Friday but I got distracted by something shiny and forgot about it. But over the weekend, I stumbled across one of the ladygossipmags from last week which had a picture of Catriona Rowntree on the cover and the headline “MY FAT HAPPY BABY” and I realised I completely forgot to publicly congratulate Ms Rowntree on the birth of her son. More »
Catriona Rowntree Has Given Birth!
1:35PM Jess McGuire | I meant to write about this on Friday but I got distracted by something shiny and forgot about it. But over the weekend, I stumbled across one of the ladygossipmags from last week which had a picture of Catriona Rowntree on the cover and the headline “MY FAT HAPPY BABY” and I realised I completely forgot to publicly congratulate Ms Rowntree on the birth of her son. More »
People
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Catriona Rowntree and husband James who have announced they’re expecting their first child together. I guess that’s the end of my inappropriate Catriona Rowntree mime at parties. I have some scruples, you know. I could never make those gags (so to speak) about someone’s mother.
Catriona Rowntree soon won’t have much time to getaway – she is expecting her first child. The TV darling and her grazier husband James Pettit are thrilled.
“I am nearly halfway there, I am just not showing,” Rowntree said.
The bub’s half cooked and she’s still not showing? Well, if you’re pregnant and quietly seething at Catriona’s luck, prepare to hate a little more! More »
Catriona Rowntree Has Been Sperminated.
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Catriona Rowntree and husband James who have announced they’re expecting their first child together. I guess that’s the end of my inappropriate Catriona Rowntree mime at parties. I have some scruples, you know. I could never make those gags (so to speak) about someone’s mother.
Catriona Rowntree soon won’t have much time to getaway – she is expecting her first child. The TV darling and her grazier husband James Pettit are thrilled.
“I am nearly halfway there, I am just not showing,” Rowntree said.
The bub’s half cooked and she’s still not showing? Well, if you’re pregnant and quietly seething at Catriona’s luck, prepare to hate a little more! More » 
While Punking Co-Presenter, Catriona Rowntree Becomes The Punkee
9:59AM Clem Bastow | Getaway presenter Catriona Rowntree was left regretting her decision to get involved with Channel 9’s Surprise, Surprise, Gotcha! after a skit in which she was the show’s willing accomplice went considerably awry.
Rowntree had taken fellow Getaway presenter Ben Dark to “lunch”, where the (fake) service was “hilariously” bad, but the punchline ended up backfiring thanks to the old ‘hidden microphone’ trick.
The location was set and all was going to plan until Rowntree left the room to “use the bathroom” and Dark – obviously not realising he was being recorded – began bitching about her to his friend, who had also attended the lunch.
It is understood Dark made several derogatory comments about his long-time co-worker and her professional relationships with senior Nine management.
Rowntree, who had really ducked outside the Melbourne restaurant to speak to the hidden camera crew, overheard the entire exchange.
Dear old Catriona deadpanned her way back into the skit, and we imagine Dark didn’t realise she’d heard – well, until now.
This should make those red-eye Getaway flights together nice and friendly! More » 