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Doctor Who Will Not Be Treated To A Bit Of Jennifer Saunders

3:36PM Clem Bastow | Who nerds everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief after David Tennant has reassured them that he will not be hanging up his coat as the Gallifreyan Time Lord. The confusion came about after Catherine Tate (who will be the Doctor’s new companion in 2008) opened her pie hole and reckoned that Tennant would be filming “his last season”, leaving the UK press scrambling with ideas for replacements, from the reasonable (James Nesbitt) to the outrageous (Jennifer Saunders!). Tennant, speaking at the launch of the Christmas episode, said: “Catherine Tate stitched me up good and proper.” “I started getting all these phone calls on Saturday lunchtime saying apparently you’re leaving Doctor Who,” Tennant told the BBC. “Catherine Tate’s just announced it on Radio 2 – thanks Catherine!” He added: “I said to her on Monday morning did you know you’ve caused a minor diplomatic incident? She was completely oblivious that the phone had been ringing off the hook.” Tennant confirmed he was doing four Doctor Who specials in 2009, but there was no decision about the next series in 2010. “I’m doing four more specials and beyond that no one’s asked me to make any decisions and I’m quite happy to be enigmatic for as long as possible,” he said. And, just to further meld the furiously frothing saliva of various dedicated fan bases, Kylie Minogue will be appearing in the Christmas episode, Voyage Of The Damned (pictured above), as a waitress onboard the Titanic, Astrid Peth. Maybe she can do a gig at G.A.Y. with the Daleks, then? More »

Fictional Female Character In Fag Hag Shock!

8:55AM Jess McGuire | Hmmm… we can’t help but suspect News Ltd may have been clutching at straws when it came to their attempt to lure readers from the front page of the website to an article about George Michael’s appearance on a television show. The story is promoted with the words “By George, he’s gay – Which female tried to bed the openly gay George Michael? Click here to find out…” Naturally, we were chomping at the bit to discover which desperate lady celebrity decided to throw logic out the window and have a crack at Britain’s favourite cottaging enthusiast. Then we discovered it was all a canny ruse.. After managing to convince the-then British Prime Minister Tony Blair to play the fool for a sketch, comedian Catherine Tate attempts to achieve the unthinkable once more – by bedding George Michael. Admittedly it’s all for her Christmas special, where the popular funny lady is clearly keen to show Michael’s humorous side. Goddamn it. We’re gutted. We were hoping for some shameless haggery. Now we suppose the only thing left for us to find out in this somewhat pointless piece is whether George Michael’s appearance on a comedy show was actually funny. “It’s very funny,” the source added. Well, we suppose that’s that then. (dusts off hands) More »