On the off chance you somehow missed last night's blogging binge, the focus of which was photos of Big Brother housemates post-Carson Kressley makeover, then allow me to make things.a little easier for you. If you trawl through the site (and lord knows, you're welcome to!), you may find it starts to look like a Queer Eye version of Being John Malkovich - Carson Kressley! Everywhere! As far as the eye can see! SEND HELP!

Here is where you can find Carson's handywork on that daft blonde muppet Corey.

And here is where you can see what Carson did with the other blonde muppet of the house, Brigitte The Shoe Slapping Saxon Hater.

For a geezer at Terri's makeover, click here.

To see the clean cut masterpiece that is Ben, bang yer mouse on this.

To cop a look at a group shot, go here. Immediately.

Praise be, that's it. No more Big Brother today, unless they suddenly go all Lord Of The Flies on each other and start chanting "kill the piggy" and hold kitchen implements against the throat of the least popular housemate, I promise.

And what do you have left in your bag of tricks, Carson Kressley? Can you make the whole house look tappable using only your pink wits and a Endemol Southern Star credit card? We've no doubt you can.

There's a charming group snap after the jump for you, gluttons for punishment Big Brother fans!

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I got into trouble the other day when I texted a friend and confided I would totally "tap" preppy know-it-all Ben. But you know what? Carson Kressley's revamped version of Ben makes me less ashamed of that confession.

Not really, but see what I'm talking about after the jump...

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How on earth could you make uber-blonde bombshell Brigitte hotter than she already thinks she is? Carson Kressley, work your stuff after the jump!

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Of course, Corey wasn't the only housemate to cop a make over at the hands of professional homosexualist style guru Carson Kressley when the American bombshell hit the Dreamworld compound tonight.

After the jump, take a look at the all new Terri!

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Now what is former Queer Eye For The Straight Guy fashion guru Carson Kressley in the middle of doing in this photo, eh? Why, he's sharing some of his special couture secrets, that's what!

Yes, Carson - a man who appears willing to pop up anywhere for a fee, and god bless him for it (I always secretly wanted him to be a member of my fabulous posse of savvy homosexuals) - went into the Big Brother compound tonight for a couple of hours of EXTREME MAKEOVER-ING!

Who had he just "sorted out" when this snap of him was taken? Oh, only Corey the Party Boy, a teen who insists on wearing ridiculous head wear and sunnies most of the time, and who was in dire need of a little scrubbing up.

Check out a snap of Corey's post-Carson appearance after the jump!

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