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Flotsam & Jetsam
The Wintour Of Our Discontent
12:15AM Foster Kamer | The infamous Vogue editrix loses her party planner, House as a tranny-nun, Governator Ahnold’s real-life action sequence, a sad Hollywood divorce, midgets, gays, nerdy Jews, scary Americans, more Gossip Girl action, and Gary Busey. Presenting your Sunday morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Coming Up On ‘Today’: Boobs! Er, Carla Bruni!
4:37AM Kyle Buchanan | Except for the simmering, hate-fucky annoyance that Matt Lauer dishes out to Ann Curry on a daily basis, Today had always existed in a G-rated realm of sexuality until this past fall, when the gloves — and the blouses — came off. First, Marcia Brady revealed touching tales of family-bred syphilis, then the bastard son of Jay Thomas doffed his shirt to reveal some silky lingerie. Today, though, Lauer had to contend with a producer who blew his throw to commercial with a rather distracting, extreme close-up of French First Lady Carla Bruni’s rack. It was while watching this show that Barack Obama turned to Michelle and said, “You’re only doing GMA from now on.” [Today] More »
It’s Time To Learn About The Fascinating And Colourful Love Life Of The French President.
8:20AM Jess McGuire | Not only is he one sexy looking right wing motherfucker, but it seems French President Nicolas Sarkozy is “tapping” the “ass” of one fine looking filly fille, model/musician Carla Bruni. Sure, Carla’s had starfucker cred for a while, counting Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger amongst her many conquests, but nabbing the chiseled Sarkozy is surely a pleasing highbrow notch on the ol’ Christian Lacroix belt.
The Age has investigated their lusty relationship.
Suava in mirrored aviator sunglasses, French President Nicolas Sarkozy was more George Clooney than Charles de Gaulle as he canoodled with his new lover, Carla Bruni, on the banks of the Nile last month.
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