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Carl Williams Won’t Be Going To His Mother’s Funeral

8:45AM Jess McGuire | There’s been quite a bit of discussion this week in the papers about convicted murderer Carl Williams – his mother died of an apparent drug overdose, his former wife Roberta Williams got paid the big bucks to talk about it on A Current Affair, Carl was mocked for paraphrasing Celine Dion lyrics (more on that here), and folks appeared to be outraged at the idea Carl might be allowed to leave jail to attend his mother’s funeral. They needn’t have feared – although his father, also currently in prison, has been given permission to go to the funeral, Carl’s application was denied. Gangland murderer Carl Williams has been refused an application for leave from jail to attend the funeral of his mother Barbara, who died last week. His father, however, who is also in jail, will be allowed to attend. More »

Nice Cans, Roberta – But What Can You Tell Me About Safety?

11:16AM Jess McGuire | If you’ve been hankering to see Roberta Williams unleash her jugs on the public, then you’re in luck as the former wife of infamous imprisoned gangster and inexplicably popular Facebook identity Carl Williams has just opened her blouse for the lucky readers of Zoo Weekly. Incidentally, I suspect most readers of Zoo wouldn’t know what to do with a real live girl if they managed to put away the tissues and lubricant long enough to actually get their hands on one, but what do I know? Perhaps they are dedicated, passionate love makers who aim only to please their ladyfriends in the bedroom and I shouldn’t condescendingly assume that a liking of Zoo Weekly automatically means they are somewhat sexually retarded? I shall ponder this dilemma in my “quiet time”… Back to the article! Shocking few other than her crime baron ex-husband Carl Williams, Roberta has un-zipped her tracksuit in the latest bid to cash in on her underworld infamy. Not surprisingly, the Zoo Weekly shoot and the accompanying A Current Affair behind-the-scenes segment, to air tonight, was brokered by 2Day FM shock jock Kyle Sandilands before Roberta split with his management company King Kyle last month. … While the convicted drug dealer and mother-of-four thinks she looks “fantastic” in the shots, her ex-hubby apparently had his concerns. “He was shocked at first cos I’m a nerdy person. He didn’t think I’d do it,” she told the magazine. You sure showed him, babe. Thanks Roberta – and Kyle Sandilands! As you can see, the snaps of Roberta Williams are very sexy, almost dangerously so… something which may not actually be true (depending on your tastes) but does segue quite nicely into this story – Roberta’s also earning a buck or two dealing with safety! Williams, her partner and three children will be flown to the Gold Coast for four days ahead of her appearance at a breakfast for the Foundation of Public Safety Professionals. The organisation is made up of SES, ambulance and fire brigade officers from around Australia, except Victoria. Foundation spokesman Kyle Watson said Williams had media experience and first-hand dealings with emergency services. Wait, do they mean the police? Nice! More »