candice falzon
What Ever Could You Be Referring To, Sydney Confidential?
4:09PM Clem Bastow | Evidently tonight on It Takes Two, ironwoman and lass about town Candice Falzon will be appropriately kitted up for the celebreality show’s disco night.
This means a stupid wig, a stupider wig on partner/mentor Anthony Callea (the pair have previously smooched onscreen in a gimmicky pash about as “hot” as an Eskimo Pie), and, it seems, a rather short frock.
But, what’s that, Confidential, you have something to say about her dress and its lack of fabric? Please, do go on!
Really though, it’s not as if internet users haven’t seen it all before.
Hmm! We wonder if Confidential might be making a rather snide reference to the incident known memorably as “Dunny Gate”, in which Falzon and Sonny Bill Williams decided to get frisky in a toilet cubicle, only to find themselves the stars of the latest celebrity nude upskirt oops debacle?
No, they’d never imply something like that… More » 
Anthony Callea’s Pash With Ladyfigure Somewhat Less Than Convincing
1:51PM Jess McGuire | Oh, Anthony. We didn’t believe you wanted to do raunchy things to women when you were claiming to be straight, now we know you’re happily in big gay love with Tim Campbell, there’s even less chance of us believing there is genuine sexual tension in the air between you and someone with a vagina!
It seems that Channel 7’s publicity team on television karaoke contest It Takes Two need not worry about coming up with strategies to boost the station’s ratings – they’ve got Anthony Callea to do it for them.
Confidential hears the staged kiss between Callea and his singing partner Candice Falzon on Tuesday night’s show was a stunt concocted by the Australian Idol product, and was designed to give their performance “an edge”.
“He’s a competitive guy and always ensures his partner goes beyond the singing and into their performance as well,” a Channel Seven spy told us.
Even though Anthony looks like a child awkwardly putting the moves on his babysitter in the above snap, we give him a big thumbs up for effort. Nevertheless, Tim Campbell has very little to worry about. More » 
Ironwoman/Model We’d Struggle To Recognise Is Shocked To Find American Star Not Interested In Date With Her
11:32AM Clem Bastow | Poor Candice Falzon – assuming you actually know who she is (strike one) – first her rivals accused her of being a money-grubbing chancer (strike two), now she’s been given the silent treatment by a Hollywood star after she tried to wangle a coffee date (sterrrriiike threee! Er, this is not including the previous “yerrout” of being photographed having a bit of a feel in a dunny with a rugby star).
The ironwoman, who has occasionally appeared in Ralph et al, apparently ordered her PR lacky to contact Adrian Grenier’s peeps, with blush-inducing results (though not for the reasons Falzon might have liked).
“Candice is a massive fan of Entourage and Adrian and was wondering if he would be interested in having a coffee or a drink with her,” was the request made by Markson Sparks! agent Sarah Moore.
Given the year Falzon has endured with public romances – or toilet trysts as the case may be – it would be fair to assume some sand became lodged between the bikini babe’s ears when she took a dip at North Bondi beach yesterday.
Embarrassingly, Falzon’s advances went unanswered by Grenier, who was obviously not aware of the ironwoman.
Poor Candice. She should’ve just gone with her initial thoughts, which were presumably to write Grenier a love note covered in holographic heart stickers, saying “DEER ADRIAN, I LUV U 4EVER, WANA GO FOR A COFFEE OR SUMTHIN? S.W.A.L.K, Candice xoxoxox” More » Someone We Don’t Really Care All That Much About Has Left The Country In Shame
3:31PM Jess McGuire | Fans of Candice Alley Falzon (what does she do, exactly?) will be distressed to hear that she is abandoning our golden shores and heading overseas for a while.
A new-look Candice Falzon will attempt a new start when she lines up for a British life-saving championship competition this month.
The sometime athlete will leave Sydney mid-month for a four-week working holiday, in a bid to renew her focus on an athletics career and distance herself from the scandal that threatened her family-life, lucrative sponsorship deals and public face.
“What scandal do they speak of?” we hear you asking. Allow us to copy and paste further.
The incident that led to the profound embarrassment of both Falzon and Canterbury star Sonny Bill Williams happened at the the Easter long weekend.
Bulldogs players, including Williams, Willie Mason, Ben Roberts and Reni Matua, decided they would have some late afternoon beers at one of their favourite haunts – the Clovelly Hotel, which was already packed with drinkers escaping the rain.
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A grainy mobile phone photograph, which showed Falzon and Williams inside the toilet cubicle, was soon being widely circulated and when it was published on The Daily Telegraph’s website, it attracted a record number of hits.
Having been caught manhandling doodle during drunken nights out with footballers at the Clovelly Hotel a couple of times in the past, we can thoroughly sympathise with Candice and we wish her all the best at the British life-saving championships.
… they have life-saving competitions in Britain? Presumably they’re held in fish and chip shops, and involve the use of the Heimlich manoeuvre to dislodge rogue chunks of fried Mars Bars from the throats of pasty-faced Manchester United fans. More » 