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Behold And Be Stoked! The Young Prince McConaughey!

5:30AM Seth | We forwarded Matthew McConaughey’s people your favourite suggestions of Bongo Romcom and Miller Chill, but it seems he chose to go the Old Timey Gold Prospector route, and named his son Levi Alves. The OK! magazine exclusive currently gracing Gelson’s checkout aisles and 7-Eleven service counters reportedly netted McConaughey $3 million; paired with the earnings from his Beef Guild spots, this additional income allows the actor the freedom to pursue smaller passion projects like Surfer, Dude. Flanked on the cover by girlfriend Camila Alves and tiny, perfect Levi, McConaughey still manages to maintain sultry eye-contact with the camera, as if to say, “Yeah, I’m a dad. But I’m not dead. Catch my drift? Is anyone else’s shirt chaffing them? Boy, I could sure go for a lobster roll. Is there a clam shack in the area?” McConaughey explained to the magazine how the delivery room was transformed into an flip-flop-devouring bongo-vortex: More »

9:50AM Molly Friedman | There’s no shortage of sleazy surprises in the world of baby picture pimping. Today, TMZ reports that soon-to-be-dad Matthew McConaughey and his model girlfriend Camila Alves have hired an actual agent to auction off photos of their upcoming newborn’s visage to the major glossies. And the “brand agent” in question, Todd Shemarya, has quite a record — he’s the man behind Brangelina’s record-setting deal with People, and Christina Aguilera’s far less pricey cover with the same weekly. As disturbed as we are that such a man exists, we’re more saddened to learn that former nude bongo player and hairy beach hippie McConaughey would cash in on his first kid. We’re actually starting to miss the hobo doing push-ups outside a trailer we’d grown accustomed to. Then again, the $1MM that he’s reportedly been offered by three separate spawn-obsessed mags can buy a lot of t-shirts. [a href=”http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mcconna-spawn-to-bring-in-big-bucks/”>TMZ More »

9:50AM Molly Friedman | There’s no shortage of sleazy surprises in the world of baby picture pimping. Today, TMZ reports that soon-to-be-dad Matthew McConaughey and his model girlfriend Camila Alves have hired an actual agent to auction off photos of their upcoming newborn’s visage to the major glossies. And the “brand agent” in question, Todd Shemarya, has quite a record — he’s the man behind Brangelina’s record-setting deal with People, and Christina Aguilera’s far less pricey cover with the same weekly. As disturbed as we are that such a man exists, we’re more saddened to learn that former nude bongo player and hairy beach hippie McConaughey would cash in on his first kid. We’re actually starting to miss the hobo doing push-ups outside a trailer we’d grown accustomed to. Then again, the $1MM that he’s reportedly been offered by three separate spawn-obsessed mags can buy a lot of t-shirts. [a href=”http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mcconna-spawn-to-bring-in-big-bucks/”>TMZ More »