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Defamer Immortalised In Cartoon-Form By ‘The Simpsons!’ Sort Of! OK, Not At All!

4:36AM Seth | We’re loath to admit we’ve fallen behind on new episodes of The Simpsons, so we’re extremely grateful to the reader who pointed the following out to us: On Sunday’s show, after a fairly hilarious sequence in which Homer engages in an illicit affair with a gyro cone (which, for $4300, could basically give you all the unsafe satisfaction you could handle), the portly paterfamilias then puts a happy ending on his marathon session of rotisserie lovemaking with a trip to Pudding on the Ritz. His order? “One Butterscotch Stallion.” More »

The Owen Wilson Comeback Tour Hits Its First Speedbump

10:00AM Molly Friedman | Despite heading back to work and getting his girl back, it looks as if all isn’t entirely well in Owen Wilson’s world. The NY Post is reporting that Wilson showed up at a private party in Miami over the weekend, where he was snapped attempting to dance across the water of a pool by a local paparazzo named Manny Hernandez. And while we tend to trust the celebrity over the pap in situations like this, it is worth noting that this is offence number two in Wilson’s post-rehab paparazzo bullying file. As you might recall, he and Fotog Fighter king Woody Harrelson got into a brawl with the press in Peru back in December. More »