but what i really want to do is paint

Robert Hughes Prepares Notes For Future Essay On Ian Thorpe’s Oeuvre

10:34AM Clem Bastow | The world of “celebrity” is filled with slashies, that is, people who can’t resist sliding a slash between their various careers. Actor/model, model/actress, muso/entrepreneur, gardener/male stripper – the list goes on. Well, Ian Thorpe is keen to become the first swimmer/pearl-necklace peddler/visual artist with his painterly effort for a charity auction, darkly entitled My Pain, My Gain, featuring a stylised Thorpedo – ahem – “powering through the water with tiny human figures all over him”. “When I was a kid I used to imagine within my body there were all these mini people and the people in my goggles were the control room,” Thorpe said. More »