bums and tits

The Food Network Don’t Want A Motor In The Back Of Nigella Lawson’s Honda

11:18AM Clem Bastow | Between all the too-hairy, too-skinny, too-mental coverage womankind is getting in the media these days, you’d be forgiven for thinking that there are better places to be than in the spotlight. And now it seems even sextastic television chefs – i.e., people who are generally accepted as being able to eat FOOD, as opposed to the sunlight and roasted almonds that the other female stars are served up – aren’t immune to the exacting pressure of waistlines and bum sizes. Evidently TV chef Nigella Lawson, she of the finger-licking-goodness and dangerous curves, has been deemed too “fat” for US televisions. The New York Post said: “Our spies at the Food Network say Nigella has way overeaten. “The result is a butt like a horse. “Her director is now doing back flips to not show her below the waist.” A Food Network spokesman denied any filming changes. While we’re not entirely sure why they would need to film Nigella’s bum in the first place (other than to revel in its wondrousness, of course), we can’t help but issue a world weary grooooaaaan when we read about things like this. Yes, Nigella has traded on her appearance/sex appeal, but come on, dudes – she’s a chef. She’s not America’s Next Top Model. More »

Sienna Miller Shocks World By Playing Free-Spirited Hippy Chick

10:12AM Clem Bastow | In “it was bound to happen sooner or later” news, Sienna Miller (who, incidentally, we’re just sure we’d be best mates with if destiny had a heart and we ever met each other) has been cast as one of Richard Neville’s offsiders in Hippie Hippie Shake, which is currently filming in and around London. So far, this apparently involves Sienna wearing lots of flowers in her hair and getting her stuff out – all of it (NB as much as we hate the term, we should warn you that the pics – if your boss doesn’t like seeing rather nice bottoms – are NSFW). Jude Law’s 25-year-old ex peeled off while filming the Sixties-style comedy in a garden in West London’s trendy Notting Hill Gate. An onlooker said: “She sat on the grass with the flowers in the hair and danced on the grass waving her hands. She looked simply gorgeous.” We also note, from the production deets on IMDb, that Our Emma Booth will be playing Our Germaine Greer in the flick. No word on whether she’ll also be flashing her bits in Notting Hill, sadly. More »