bryan adams
Elle And Bryan Sitting In The Tree…
4:04PM Clem Bastow | We weren’t aware that Elle MacPherson and Bryan Adams had dated in the first place (unless by “dated” you mean “Bryan took a photo of her”); last we heard, she was playing Mrs Robinson to Vito Schnabel, a 21-year-old art curator. In any case, evidently they did, and now they’re back on again.
Ain’t love grand?
Earlier in the evening, the Aussie fashionista was described as “goggle-eyed” as she watched Adams perform.
Concert insiders claimed Macpherson was singing along to new songs never heard before by devoted fans (raising an eyebrow she’s enjoyed private previews).
Ever the host, Adams seemed to pull out all stops to entertain the sexy single, with the duet enjoying dinner at London’s chic Wolseley restaurant before adjourning to his mansion in ritzy Sloane Square.
We wonder if Bryan treated Elle to a special performance of (Defamer Australia Editor’s favourite song) The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me (Is You)? More » 
Amy Winehouse Round-Up: The Shoes And The Shits
3:08PM Clem Bastow | It’s all business as usual now that Amy’s back from her tropical getaway, as she’s seemingly been turfed from the plane and back onto the chilly streets of London in her traditional get-up of ballet slippers and not much else.
Presumably after her little airport strip routine she delivered locked-up hubby Blake Fielder Civil a dish of the blood of twenty child brides for his supper.
We were, however, tickled (though not in any coprophiliac way, mind) by this little piece detailing Winegums’ bathroom exploits during her stay with apparent celebrity guru du jour, Bryan Adams:
Winehouse spent most her time in the bog.
A pal said: “She didn’t really enjoy her holiday.
“She was taken out by a sickness bug and spent a lot of her time in Bryan Adams’ loo.”
Bless.
Do you think Bryan Adams took to his newfound role and brought Amy pristine bunches of Cottonelle, like the bouquets of freshly-sharpened pencils in You’ve Got Mail, but even lamer? More »
The Only Thing That Looks Good On Elle Isn’t Bryan Adams, Evidently
9:55AM Clem Bastow | Our initial title for this piece was “Elle dumps Bryan Adams? Who knew they were even going out!” but we decided not to give our already shaky celeb gossip egos the battering.
Anyway, it turns out The Body has been dating Hans Moleman Canadia’s favourite moderate-rocker-turned-celebrity-photographer, and has decided she’s had enough of his womanising ways after he was found to be wining and dining Bond girls.
Womanising ways? Who knew Bryan Adams etc, etc…
Macpherson’s friends were shocked when they saw the 48-year-old musician out with Casino Royale star Caterino Murino in London shortly before Christmas.
The supermodel promptly dumped Adams and axed their plans to spend Christmas holidaying in Sydney with her two sons, Flynn, nine, and Cy, four.
“Bryan tried to play down everything, but confirmed his night out,” a friend of Macpherson’s told the News of the World.
“Elle hit the roof and dumped him.”
Even more hilariously surprising is the news that Adams has apparently been trying to help Amy Winehouse kick her drugs and booze habits while holidaying in the Caribbean.
Taking arty soft-focus nudie photos, chasing tail, acting as a detox sponsor, composing melodically pleasing mid-’90s stadium ballads – is there anything Bryan Adams can’t do? More » 