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People
Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate The Kardashians
3:30AM Foster Kamer | Paris is back, bitches. Here’s the gossip roundup! More »
Big Screen
America To Critics: Drop Dead! Couples Retreat Owns Weekend
3:30AM Richard Rushfield | When it comes to comedy, there’s no arguing with taste. And if what America wants in their humour is the smirking, manic, his-lips-say-wacky-but-his-eyes-say-death-can’t-come-quick-enough antics of Vince Vaughn, then who are we to argue? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Jennifer Aniston Must Compete With Gerard Butler’s War Pug
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
People
Demi Moore And Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
9:29PM the cajun boy | Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson’s corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Summer Movie Cash Orgy Has A Short Guest List
2:34AM Natasha VC | A peacocked network has been brutalised by the economy. Meanwhile, a Burbank studio stores away a billion dollars in their water tower. And back at the ranch, robots are learning how to come together fight evil, eat, pray, and love. More »
People
Bruce And Emma Willis’ Newlywed S&M Gift To All Of Us
3:23AM Richard Lawson | Bruce Willis, 54, and his new wife, model Emma, 32, recently did a sexy-pex S&M nudie pictorial for W magazine. Here are some pictures! (Two might not be SFW). More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Bruce Willis Will Never Die
12:40AM Richard Lawson | Americans poach from the French who poached from the Americans. Joseph Gorden-Levitt teams up with Natalie Portman and good news for Bruce Willis. More »
Shocking GOP Report Exposes Hollywood’s Godless, Christ-Hating Elite
8:02AM STV | While we think this town is probably big enough for both of us, we admit that the right-wing outlet Newsmax spooks us a little with its encroaching “celebrity heathen” beat. The coverage is perhaps best exemplified today by the feature “Hollywood’s Top 10 Atheists,” a bracing survey of Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves, Woody Allen and few other wretched infidels whose names might even surprise you. More »
Bruce Willis to Put Shyamalan Lessons To Use in Directorial Debut
4:05AM STV | Returning to his Blind Date/Hudson Hawk roots as a sensitive, almost Bergmanesque observer of angst and insecurity, Bruce Willis will make his directorial debut and star in the “indie psychological drama” Three Stories About Joan. And if you still harbor doubt about the film’s chamber-drama cred, 10,000 B.C. star Camilla Belle is attached to star. [Variety] Lifetime outbid six other networks for the rerun rights to How I Met Your Mother, which execs are reportedly considering spinning off with the Lifetime original series How I Survived Your Father Knocking Me Up at 15. [THR] After the jump: Ben Affleck loses his job, Billy Crystal reclaims his own, and the world contemplates another Star Wars movie. More »
