bruce vilanch
Oscar Nominees, Fans Held Hostage by Stupid 220-Year-Old American Tradition
2:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Out of consideration for another boring-arse, unkillable civic ritual, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will push back its 2008 Oscar nomination announcement to Jan. 22, 2009 — two days after the presidential inauguration in Washington, D.C. The quadrennial event apparently has a century-and-a-half of media seniority over the Oscars, thus giving the Academy little choice but to bump its usual Tuesday press conference to Thursday. But wait — it gets worse. More »
The Strike May Be Over, But The Struggle Never Ends
11:11AM Mark | Due to an arcane by-law in the WGA constitution, no strike can officially be called off until one the Guild’s longest-tenured and most visible members appears on television to ritualistically recite the story of Lew Wasserman’s Toilet, in which the legendary Hollywood mogul supposedly dismissed the idea of paying residuals by saying, “My plumber doesn’t charge me each time I flush the toilet.” Thankfully, comedian and tenured Oscar gag-writer Bruce Vilanch completed this curious formality earlier today on CNN, allowing the rest of the strike-cancellation process to proceed as scheduled. More »
