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Four Humiliating Moments From Agassi’s 60 Minutes Interview
5:33PM Azaria Jagger | Lucky Katie Couric scored the tell-all interview timed to coincide with Andre Agassi’s tell-all memoir, where the ex-tennis star cops to ruining his career with a meth addiction and to wearing a toupee at the French Open. More »
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Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
9:30PM Amrita Rajan | Simon Cowell can’t escape the coiff, Bai Ling has a hungry pussy, Mel Gibson throws sticks and stones, and the Brangelina+Gosselin vortex will sink us all. More »
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Fashion Designers Cringe In Fear As Kiefer Sutherland Walks
6:20AM Brian Moylan | Kiefer Sutherland, can drink with an clear conscious tonight after assault charges that stemmed from headbutting a fashion designer have been dropped. And we were hoping to be spared another mediocre season of 24 while he was in the slammer. More »
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Ten Most Important Moments Of The Michael Jackson Memorial Mess
6:18AM Richard Lawson | Well, that was both horrifying and depressing. The Michael Jackson Public Memorial has lurched to a close and, we feel like we’ve been underwater for hours. Messy and strange, let’s remember the remembrance. More »
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Brangelina Getting Married To Squelch Rumours Of Love’s Demise
9:01PM the cajun boy | Brad and Angelina are getting married in New Orleans, Brooke Shields settled with the National Enquirer for kidnapping her mother, Mariah Carey is getting fat, Pete Doherty shot up on a commercial flight, and Denise Richards is addicted to boob jobs. More »
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Will Kanye And Rihanna Be The Next Jay-Z And Beyonce?
9:45PM the cajun boy | Rihanna may be getting over Chris Brown by boning Kanye West, Jesus Luz puts Madonna in the “friend zone,” Mike Tyson’s 4 year-old daughter is on life support after accidentally hanging herself with an electric cord, and Brooke Shields expresses regret for not slutting around when she was young. More »
Ben Silverman Searches for Subordinate to Drag Brooke Shields Off NBC Lot
8:13AM Kyle Buchanan | Few were surprised when NBC axed Lipstick Jungle, figuring that if a brutal, Project Runway-assisted title indoctrination couldn’t help it gain a ratings foothold, nothing could. But wait! insists star Brooke Shields to Us. “It’s not true,” she said. “Our bosses are saying, ‘You’re not canceled, don’t worry. We’re just trying to figure out how to make this make sense.’” Yes, if only a major media conglomerate like NBC could get the word out somehow! Still, James Hibberd writes that even though there’s been a fan outcry (really?), there are other factors at play that may doom a new application of Lipstick: More »
Did ‘Project Runway’ Apply Too Much ‘Lipstick’ Last Night?
4:35AM Defamer Hollywood | Perhaps cognisant of the fact that this is their last season to milk Project Runway for all it’s worth, Bravo parent company NBC Universal has been cramming the show with so much obvious corporate synergy that you can practically hear Tim Gunn muttering, “This concerns me.” Still, last week’s challenge to create an outfit for the Olympics (currently being broadcast on NBC and NBC-owned channels!) was just a drop in the fierce, organza-draped bucket compared to the corporate chutzpah on display during last night’s episode. With guest judge Brooke Shields in the house, the designers were challenged to create a look for her character on season two of the barely-renewed NBC drama Lipstick Jungle. Thanks to Molly McAleer, we’ve assembled a video of all the times the show’s title was uttered last night — even when it sounded suspiciously ADR’d in! Who could have known that “Lipstick Jungle” would surpass “licious” and “Holla at your boy!” to become this season’s biggest catchphrase? [Bravo] More »
Brooke Shields Will Not Stand For You Slandering The Memory of Sophia Petrillo!
7:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Though no one cared enough to actually make it to her funeral, Golden Girls actress Estelle Getty was beloved in Hollywood, where actors and agents whiling down coke benders at 4 a.m. grew to love the misadventures of her sassy Sophia Petrillo during countless late-night Lifetime reruns. Still, that didn’t stop the sketch comics at Upright Citizens Brigade from trotting out their impressions of the actress — as well as those of the deceased Heath Ledger and Bernie Mac — during a 72-hour marathon at the theatre. According to the NY Daily News, celebrity panelist Brooke Shields wasn’t laughing: More »
