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8:45AM Kyle Buchanan | Those Hogans sure love their restraining orders! Not long after mama cougar Linda claimed that ex-husband Hulk should stay away from her based on a completely made-up court order, her young, son-resembling boyfriend has attempted to secure an actual one against the American Gladiators host. Sadly, the 19-year-old Charley Hill’s claim that Hulk “pulled up next to him [at a stoplight] and stared at him” was found to be insufficient grounds for issuing a restraining order. Also, the judge found that Hulk’s attempt to piledrive Charley, then throw him against the ropes was terribly, terribly fake. [TMZ] More »

Thank God Almighty, Nick Hogan is Free at Last

1:40AM STV | Exhibiting a soulful, undernourished defiance not seen since Nelson Mandela strolled out of a South African prison a generation ago, young Nick Hogan ended his own 166-day incarceration ordeal early this morning in Florida. There, at the mouth of the Pinellas County Jail, he was reunited with his mother Linda, sister Brooke and a gaggle of media whom Linda rebuffed on her 18-year-old Supra-wrecking, friend-paralyzing martyr’s behalf: More »

Hermione: Ditching Hogwarts for Harvard?

5:40AM Defamer Hollywood | Good news for all of the nerds who’ve had wet dreams about Hermione since age twelve – Harry Potter actress Emma Watson is applying to college, and she’s thinking about leaving the esteemed halls of Hogwarts and heading to the States to get her education! We’re sure the rising seniors over at Sigma Alpha Epsilon will be taking bets on who will nail her first while eager potential dormmates list “magic” and “sorcery” as interests when filling out their roommate request forms. More »

For Brooke Hogan, The Family That Pole Dances Together Stays Together

9:10AM Kyle Buchanan | Sure, reality star Brooke Hogan doesn’t know who Sarah Palin is (or the identity of our current vice president, for that matter), but it’s only because she’s been working so hard! After all, who has time to brush up on politics when you’re busy taking striptease classes with your mother? Yes, on last night’s episode of Brooke Knows Best, Brooke decides that a pole-dancing lesson will be just the thing she needs for a workout, and she decides to bring mother Linda along, too. Showing off the moves that would eventually bag Linda a nineteen-year-old boyfriend and strain her relations with Brooke, the cougar supremo humps the pole and floor in an unnerving mother/daughter celebration of post-postmodern female empowerment, disguised as a workout routine at Crunch. We can’t wait until a very special Christmas episode of Brooke Knows Best, when Linda returns the favour and.gifts Brooke with a coupon for pairs’ Kegel exercises at the downtown Miami Y [VH1] More »

Margaret Cho on Sarah Palin… Literally

7:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Though financial doom has pushed superstar vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin off the front page of the news for now, celebrities (who regard the economy as little more than a cute diversion for the poor) are still as gripped with Palin-mania as ever. Now, hot on the heels of stars like Matt Damon, Lindsay Lohan, and Brooke Hogan, it’s Margaret Cho’s turn to opine on the veep choice, and though she’s spilled copious amount of e-ink on her Myspace blog to lobby against the Republican ticket, today found the comedienne in a state of confused ardor: Even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. Elaborate erotic fantasies, after the jump: More »

Brooke Hogan on Dick Cheney: ‘Who’s That?’

7:10AM Kyle Buchanan | When we solicited thoughts on VP candidate Sarah Palin from reality star Brooke Hogan, Brooke’s naive response of “Who’s that?” initially echoed in our hearts as a poignant reminder of the bygone, pre-Palin media era. You can imagine our confusion, then, when Hogan appeared on today’s Howard Stern show and as the subject of the now-notorious Defamer video came up, she coolly denied that we’d ever asked her about Sarah Palin in the first place: More »

Wherein E! Is Temporarily Hijacked By Defamer’s Ghetto Broadcast Standards

8:30AM Seth | We’re not going to lie: Seeing The Soup run our footage of Brooke Hogan drawing a blank on the name “Sarah Palin” on the VMAs red carpet was a real thrill. Enhancing that thrill was knowing E! was temporarily held hostage by our shaky Nikon Coolpix camera work and audio that sounded like it was piped in via two baked bean tins strung together with twine. [The Soup] After Ellen and Portia’s wedding video melted all our troubles away, we were ready for another slice of gay wedding cake. Beam us up a piece, Scottie! [Daily Mail] Here’s a shot of Ben Affleck from the set of Mike Judge’s flower-extract-factory comedy (hey—we just work here) Extract, looking as though you could wring a few powerful drops of Jesus Extract from his hair. [Just Jared] Canadians got the Zack and Miri Enjoy the Pleasures of Reciprocal Oral Sex poster, while all we get is a couple stick figures. They don’t even have stick genitalia! [/Film] Ben Silverman admitted to reporters at the New York Television Festival that the head of HR at his network refers to him as “the Paris Hilton of NBC.” He then pulled out a recorder, and spoke: “Memo to self: Ben Silverman’s My New BFF. Needs a sidekick and catchphrase. Have assistant see if Jessica Simpson and ‘So much much’ are available.” [broadcastingandcable.com]

Brooke Hogan on Sarah Palin: ‘Who’s That?’

2:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Though it’s only been a scant ten days since John McCain announced Sarah Palin as his running mate, it’s hard to find anyone on earth immune to the media onslaught that followed. Oh, for the halcyon days of mid-August, when our nation was more consumed with the abdominals of Michael Phelps than the baby-making, celebrity-stifling, Liz Lemon-resembling Palin name! To meet the rare creature who still knows nothing about the controversial candidate would be like staring into the windows of our pre-RNC innocence, and reader, we found such a transcendent experience on the carpet of the VMAs last night: More »