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Small Screen
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Moolah
3:18AM Brian Moylan | Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn’t make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More »
People
Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Francis fought with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend. Kristen Stewart’s naked, lacks confidence, blows Robert Pattinson…away. Jason Biggs + Monkey = Comedy. Lily Allen is scary, Jessie Spano needs advice, Oasis broke up. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
‘Bromance’: It Begins With Morning Wood, And It Ends In Tears
2:00AM Kyle Buchanan | Last night, MTV started its new “Brody Jenner finds a friend” series Bromance in the way many had anticipated: with a loving homage to the naked, hooded dehumanization perfected at Abu Ghraib. More »
Audrina To Stare Plaintively After Smelling Ex Justin Bobby on BFF Lauren Conrad
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge recently patched up their fractured friendship under the warm, nurturing eye of multiple video cameras, a brand-new rumour has both girls on the outs yet again. Says E!: More »
Leaked, Lucrative ‘Hills’ Salaries Prompt a Flurry of Texted OMG’s
5:40AM Defamer Hollywood | We’ve learned a lot about MTV over the past week, and now, thanks to In Touch, we’ve discovered just how big a paycheck the network will write for spouting banal words of wisdom and emotionally abusing your TV girlfriend. Yes, someone has leaked the per-episode salaries for each personality on The Hills, and never have so many earned so much for doing so little. Star Lauren Conrad is the biggest grosser (pulling down $75,000 each time a curious Whitney asks, “So what went down last weekend?”) but the rest of the cast earns a pretty penny, too. Salaries and analysis after the jump:
As the saying goes, hell hath no fury like …
7:35AM Defamer Hollywood | As the saying goes, hell hath no fury like a Playmate scorned by a reality TV manwhore. Hefnerian figure model Holley Dorrough sharpens her bunny-claws to a razor edge, slashing out wildly at the marginally famous scion of Bruce Jenner in this MySpace attack: “1. Brody Jenner ( Malibu/LA, CA) – You can just go fuck yourself! You and ur little buddy Frankie. You get a high off THINKING you are famous. Think about it dumbass, YOU have done nothing. You are known as Brody, they guy that you will occasionally see on the hills trying to screw Lauren, or the guy who dated Lindsay, or Nicole , whos dad is an Olympic gold medalist a long time ago. But what have you done youself? nothing! You feed off other people to get fame. You only date girls that have made a name for themselves just to be seen with them so you can try and stay in the spotlight. You know that 75% per cent of the girls in LA are whores and will have sex with you just to say they did and you take full advantage of that which is disgusting. Its pretty bad when I couldnt even mention your name without AT LEAST one girl in LA saying “ohh watch out for him girl.” [MySpace] More »
