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Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles A Hairy Orifice
7:20PM Azaria Jagger | She said “God bless her” afterwards, so it’s OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right? More »
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Susan Boyle’s Campaign To Win Next Year’s Razzie
5:30AM Aaron Coleman | Eeking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Stasberg, stat! More »
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Finally: Susan Boyle Sings At Wembley Stadium
8:30AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle – who’s had to cancel performance after performance on the Britain’s Got Talent tour due to “exhaustion” – finally managed to take the stage tonight at England’s famed Wembley Stadium. How’d she fair? More »
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Simon Cowell Admits To Being Part Of The Susan Boyle Problem
3:00AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle’s lightspeed ascension to fame and her inversely proportional emotional well-being has been tragic to watch. But: in what might be a watershed pop culture moment, Simon Cowell has admitted some culpability and taken responsibility in a newspaper editorial. More »
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The Wintour Of Our Discontent
12:15AM Foster Kamer | The infamous Vogue editrix loses her party planner, House as a tranny-nun, Governator Ahnold’s real-life action sequence, a sad Hollywood divorce, midgets, gays, nerdy Jews, scary Americans, more Gossip Girl action, and Gary Busey. Presenting your Sunday morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Megan Fox Is Totally, Painfully Single
10:21PM the cajun boy | Megan Fox affirms that she’s single and looking, Sienna Miller claims to have never been on a date or had a one-night stand, Susan Boyle is suffering from exhaustion, and Jon and Kate celebrate their anniversary apart. More »
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The Destructive Power Of 15 Minutes
8:02AM Foster Kamer | Poor Susan Boyle. Drudge is reporting via The Sun that the Britain’s Got Talent runner-up is being admitted to The Priory clinic. Hopefully this isn’t true, because that’d just be sad. Reports had her being consoled by psychiatrists before the finale started. This woman’s been through the ringer.
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Breaking: Susan Boyle Loses Britain’s Got Talent To ‘Diversity’
7:17AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent! To a dance troupe called “Diversity.” Ha!
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Video: Britian’s Got Talent Cutie Hollie Steel Cries On Live TV
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Aw. Tear. Hollie Steel, the tiny ten year-old aspiring ballerina/singer, broke down last night on her Britain’s Got Talent semi-final round. She then came back to kick arse everywhere. More »
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