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Kylie Leaves Documentary Highlights, Hopefully Need For New Hairstyles, On Cutting Room Floor

5:23PM Clem Bastow | After setting out to make her currently in-production doco a no-holds-barred affair, Our Kylie has evidently gotten the sort of cold feet that don’t bother Morgan Spurlock or the Brian Jonestown Massacre and cut the juicy stuff from her film. But Kylie unexpectedly axed some of the most shocking scenes from the final edit, including revealing footage of her body after reconstructive surgery and angry rants about her ex fiancé, Martinez. “Kylie wanted a warts-and-all documentary, but will there are loads of scenes fans will never see,” a source revealed. Neighbours fans will be disappointed to hear that an interview with her old flame and ex co-star, Jason Donavan, has also been axed after Kylie decided she no longer liked him as a person. The ’source’s’ list of cut features is such a litany of disappointing omissions that we’re inclined to announce them in a manner befitting the Crazy Sale guy. KYLIE MINOGUE HAS GONE MAD! All the good bits she promised she’d show you, DUMPED! Post-surgery solidarity-encouraging openness! Ex-boyfriends! All the interesting bits! OUT THEY GO! She’s THROWING THEM OUT THE DOOR! (etc) More »