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People
Please Let Levi Johnston Have His Baby Back
6:59AM Brian Moylan | Not only is Levi Johnston our hero for taking his penis out for all the world to admire, but also because he’s standing up to The Man. Now he’s suing for custody rights of his son, Tripp. More »
People
Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing For Custody Of His Son
7:45AM Foster Kamer | UK Guardian reporter Ed Pilkington went to Anchorage to interview the 19-year-old babydaddy of Tripp Palin, Levi Johnston. There’s audio and some fairly interesting insight from Johnston on the Palin family and his Vanity Fair article, which was “retaliation”. More »
Small Screen
Palin Wins Battle In Letterman War
6:29AM Pareene | Oh good, the people looking to get David Letterman fired because they don’t like his monologue (admittedly it is usually pretty hacky but that is part of the charm!) just cost him one (1) internet advertiser. More »
Small Screen
Sarah Palin Calls For Violent Uprising Against David Letterman
12:36AM John Cook | Sarah Palin went on the Today Show this morning to tell everyone to “rise up” against David Letterman, the noted TV rapist and “so-called comedian.” More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Palins Offered Bristol A New Car To Dump Levi Johnston
8:59PM the cajun boy | Todd offered Bristol a new ride to get her to dump Levi, Spencer Pratt is the “King of Weed,” Paris Hilton thinks that The Hills is “so lame and fake,” Kate Hudson is travelling with the Yankees to bone A-Rod, and Susan Boyle may be institutionalised very shortly. More »
Experts Urge American Girls to Leave Teen Pregnancy to the Stars
7:37AM STV | Teen pregnancy just isn’t the Oscar-nominated, tabloid-cover romp Hollywood makes it out to be, according to a new report released today in Chicago. Amid the gloomy data noting 400,000 such US births per year (at a public cost of $US7.6 billion), experts cited increasing cultural influence among girls who look to Jamie-Lynn Spears, Bristol Palin and even Juno as models of upstanding teenage motherhood. Alas, as you probably could have guessed, the experts at a subsequent panel discussion begged to differ: More »
Lynne Spears Contemplates Vice-Presidential Run To Solicit Teen Mother Respect
7:00AM Kyle Buchanan | The Lynne Spears Redemption Tour continues, with the mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn sitting down with Newsweek to discuss her new book, Through the Storm (also known as The Lynne Spears Guide to Fucking Up Your Children). Talk turned to vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, whose daughter Bristol supposedly received a.gift from fellow teen mother Jamie Lynn. Now, though, it seems like Lynne is having second thoughts about that show of solidarity — in fact, she wants to know why Sarah Palin is attracting so much more support than she is: More »
Did MTV Censor Russell Brand’s Shocking Bristol Palin Joke?
6:20AM Defamer Hollywood | Mostly lost in the furor over the purity ring comments made by VMAs host Russell Brand were the even more scathing jabs he threw the Republicans’ way during the telecast. Never afraid to be politically controversial (a formerly crack-addled Brand was fired from British MTV for showing up to work on September 12, 2001 dressed as Osama Bin Laden), the comedian called President Bush a “retarded cowboy” who “wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors,” then dismissed the teen pregnancy of Sarah Palin’s daughter as a “PR stunt.” Now, Brand is telling the UK’s Daily Telegraph that he had one even more outrageous Palin joke in that vein, but MTV wouldn’t let him tell it: More »
Jamie Lynn Spears to Bristol Palin: ‘Yes, We So Totes Can’
6:25AM Defamer Hollywood | How does an unwed teen mother like Jamie Lynn Spears occupy her free time, now that the father of her baby is out touching tongues with predatory cougars? Why, by taking an interest in politics, of course! In the tradition of amateur pundit Lindsay Lohan and Swiftian theorist Albert Brooks, Jamie Lynn is the latest celeb to weigh in on the Sarah Palin Juneau scandal, but the starlet isn’t content to confine her thoughts to a mere blog post. No, according to CelebTV, she’s actually sending a gift to fellow teen mother Bristol Palin:
