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Flotsam & Jetsam
Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing To Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
10:27PM the cajun boy | Lilo stole the formula for her spray-tan product and passed on a starring role in The Hangover, Britney Spears visits the Eiffel Tower, Mischa Barton’s wisdom teeth are making her bloated and Megan Fox steps out in an Armani dress. More »
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Brian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact
3:56AM Richard Lawson | As previously reported in tell-all novel form, superproducer Brian Grazer has split from his wife of 11 years, The Starter Wife author Gigi Levangie. Well now the divorce is final and, because of an ironclad prenup, ol’ Grazerhead wasn’t taken to the cleaners. More »
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Ex-Mrs Grazer Able To Step Into The Mind Of A Rich Divorcée
4:14AM Richard | Gigi Levangie, author of The Starter Wife, has so much of producer Brian Grazer’s money after their divorce, that she can write books about her rich divorcée life just to piss him off. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Nothing’s Lost Forever
1:44AM Richard | A SAG-sack returns, two beauties team up for impossibly beautiful lovemaking, Up graces Cannes, Kevin Costner is back, and so is Behind the Music. More »
Brett Ratner Barely Earns Hugh Hefner Seal of Approval
6:56AM STV | Hugh Hefner spent some time last weekend recounting his Hollywood obsession for the LAT. Conspicuously missing from his list: Brett Ratner, who is likely to direct a Hefner biopic in the years ahead. More »
Deep Inside Grazerhead: The Hairdo Origin Myth
3:10AM Seth | This year’s Halloween festivities were made more terrifying than ever with the introduction of the printable Grazerhead mask, sending an army of superproducing ghouls down the streets of L.A. in search of delicious, Nobel Laureate-worthy brains on which to feed. Indeed, Grazerhead has given us so much, and asked so little in return, that it dawned on us recently that we might have taken it a little for granted. Surely it didn’t just appear fully formed on the horizon, like some caveman-stupefying monolith built by an unseen extraterrestrial species. To be even more specific, what of the spiky outcroppings that line its crown, like the thorny needles of some exotic flora? Or, to put it more plainly, what’s with the hair, dude? More »
7:20AM STV | Nottingham Lives: Mere days after we moved our old Nottingham files to the basement, leave it to Brian Grazer to revive talk of his presumed-dead Robin Hood retelling for another round of casting speculation. To wit: It’ll make everything easier if Russell Crowe just plays all the roles himself. “[W]hat Robin Hood does is he sees Nottingham in battle very early in the movie and Nottingham dies,” Grazer told MTV News. “And Robin Hood takes over the identity of Nottingham. That’s how it plays out.” Call it a spoiler alert, if films opening 10 years from now can have such things. [MTV] More »
Grazerheadmania Grips Local Charity Event
6:15AM Seth | Big ups to everyone who made it out to VH1 Classic Rock Autism Celebrity Bowl Off at Lucky Strike Lanes last night. You can browse a gallery of them here, a Malta Summit of Z-lister statesmen and royalty including Corey Feldman, Bachelorette dumpee Jesse Csincsak, and Gretchen Bonaduce and Tiffany—posing in the same photo. (Denis Leary couldn’t make it, but sent along a message saying that “knocking down pins with a big heavy ball is about as backwoods retarded as your stupid, lazy-arse kids.”) But it’s attendee Billy Morrison who most caught our eye, less for what we now know are his musical contributions to The Cult and Camp Freddy, but rather for channeling the unmistakable essence of a certain superproducer headshot worshipped ’round these parts like a Shroud of Defamer Turin. Click for your full, glorious view of what Grazerhead hath wrought. More »
The Return Of Kenneth The Page, Hottest Man On TV
8:07AM Defamer Hollywood | You’ll probably be hitting up every thrift store in the Southland looking for the perfect Brian Grazer-as-a-slutty-nurse costume, but there’s no reason to miss an important night of television.
