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Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within

1:35AM Richard Lawson | We get some exciting news about horses today, and some not so exciting news about a zombie movie. Being upset about a zombie movie is like crying on Christmas, I know. But sometimes it happens. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

David Silver And Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die

12:35AM Richard Lawson | Both rappers who are real and rappers who were on silly shows from the early-mid 90’s are getting acting work in Hollywood. Plus TV stars of old and new get good news. More »

Look Guys, If You Want Brian Austin Green In ‘Batman 3,’ Just Say So

2:35AM Defamer Hollywood | After The Dark Knight filled out its ensemble cast with people like Eric Roberts and Anthony Michael Hall, we’re sure that Christopher Nolan’s office was besieged by headshots from every actor in Hollywood in dire need of a comeback. The latest is former 90210-er Brian Austin Green, who tells MTV Movies that he isn’t interested in simply being tenth-billed; no, he’s going for the brass ring and nominating himself to play the Riddler in the next film. There’s just one catch: if they’re going to cast him, they kind of need to let him know nowMore »

Megan Fox Vs. Anne Hathaway: Whose ‘Scary’ Weight Loss Is Scarier?

7:45AM Molly Friedman | Isn’t it strange how that rare affliction of being mystically “unable” to gain weight only strikes female celebrities? It seems poor Megan Fox has that very woe to deal with atop her many other personal struggles, like pretending her engagement to one-earring trendmaker Brian Austin Green is still on, and trying ever so desperately to let a director (any director!) just film her nude already. But the newly “scrawny” Fox has reportedly been chastised about her skinny frame by Transformers 2 director Michael Bay, who has demanded that the busty Jolie successor put on 10 pounds or find a new gig. While Megan’s resorted to stuffing herself with cake every night in bed, we might suggest the Anne Hathaway Quick Speed Diet: apparently breaking up with a grade A loser leads to dropping 28 pounds in no time! More »

Original ‘90210′ Alumni Report: Checking In With Kelly, David and Nat

10:35AM Defamer Hollywood | There hasn’t been a show as hotly anticipated as the 90210 revamp since last year’s Knight Rider. (You heard me.) And as we wait with bated breath wondering about the casting fate of teen counseling sensation and all around Losing My Religion-loving Brenda, let’s catch up with some former cast members to see how life is treating them. More »

In Honour of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From Brian Austin Green

10:45AM Defamer Hollywood | I remember the first time I heard about Megan Fox. “Man, this chick has it all,” I thought to myself. She’s hot, not a terrible actress, uh… did I mention hot? In fact there was only one problem with her. Her fiancé was a douchebag. And not just any douchebag, but Brian Austin Green! The whole B.A.G. affair was such an affront to my sensibilities that it tainted Megan Fox as a whole. She couldn’t be that great if she was into a dude who not only devirginized Donna on 90210 but also released a terrible rap album entitled One Stop Carnival. But now that’s all changed, thanks to this little tidbit of information: Megan Fox has called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green! [cue Handel's Messiah, ring church bells, light fireworks] More »