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Bret Michaels Totally Bummed He Didn’t Get To Meet Anne Hathaway
5:59PM the cajun boy | “Broadway Bret Michaels” broke his silence tonight regarding his near-decapitation at the Tony Awards. He’s feeling fine now, though he thought he’d lose his teeth, and he’s upset he missed the afterparties. He also released photos of his beat-up face! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater
10:35AM Foster Kamer | So, this just happened: there’s a Tony-nominated musical called Rock of Ages, which is a “jukebox” of 70s/80s anthem-rock staples, starring American Idol alumnus Constantine Margulies. Bret Michaels performed with the show tonight, and it did not go well. More »
Music
Eminem’s New Video Mocks Women, Lesbians, Bret Michaels, Himself
5:00AM Dodai | Eminem’s been away, and clearly his time off was spent watching reality TV, visiting blogs and reading tabloids. His new video, “We Made You,” opens with the rapper dressed as Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. More »
Bret Michaels Set To Gift Third ‘Rock Of Love’ Soulmate With Future In MySpace Famewhoredom
10:25AM Molly Friedman | Sometimes we don’t know whether to thank VH1 for trying to “find true love” for washed up musicians or to strangle them for forcing us through yet another round of Bret Michaels: Rock Of Love (working title: Rock Of Love: Really, I’ll Do Anyone At This Point). Yes, that sad series partially responsible for rendering all glass ceilings unbreakable is back and, this time, well, no, he’s probably still not serious. Why so cynical? Well, his last “winner,” 99-year old Chicago anchor chick Ambre Lake, lasted just under a day. But she did get the chance to really pimp her MySpace profile with dirty pics, exclamation mark-happy updates on Bret’s CW appearances (!!!), and a heartfelt blog entry promising the “3rd time will be a charm!!!” Yes, spelling-challenged Ambre, we bet it will. You know, because this time, all the barely clothed contestants will be forced to live in…wait for it…the same tightly confined tour bus! If you don’t smell love in the air, you’ve been dipping in to too many of these “ladies”‘ stashes: More »
