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AFL Surprisingly Not Keen On Players Wearing Nighties, Monster Cocks In Public
1:30PM Clem Bastow | As reported yesterday, Carlton’s Brendan Fevola was looking festive on Mad Monday when he hit the bars of Federation Square along with his teammates, donning a floral nightie, pink cloche hat and giant rubber dong that looked just precious with his eye colour. In a stunning development, the AFL (and the government, and the Australian Family Association, and…) has reacted with disappointment to the Blues’ star’s latest bout of public revelry (who can forget that old “pissing on the wall of the Police station” chestnut) and while they’ve not made it clear if they’ll extend their “Mad Monday” party pooping (or is that “poopering”?) to the entire league, Victorian Premier John “No Fun” Brumby is hopping mad.
“You expect footballers to have a bit of fun and let off a bit of steam at the end of the year but you don’t expect them to parade around Federation Square in public the way these footballers were.
Yes, yes, very good – now do you want to see VIDEO FOOTAGE of Fevola’s comedy knob? Of course you do. More » 
Is That A Giant Comedy Penis In Your Pocket, Brendan Fevola, Or Are You Just Happy To See Us?
12:50PM Clem Bastow | It’s that time of the year, AFL Finals time, where footy players who’ve not made the finals – and even some who have! – start to let their hair down after a year of hard work, training and toeing the line. Just ask Brendan Fevola from Carlton, who has evidently been spending the past nine months or so yearning for for the end of the season, when he can put on his best pink nightie and a cute little hat, and wave a giant dildo from his pants like anyone’s business. Simple dreams, really, but that’s just what Fev did last night on a ‘Mad Monday’ bender with his friends and teammates. Carn the Blues!
One female patron, who did not wish to be named, said Fevola’s costume — a pink nightie with a matching pink hat and a sex toy penis — was in bad taste.
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Defamer Does L’oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival: Day Three
4:18PM Clem Bastow | Defamer Australia’s fashion correspondent reached something resembling nirvana at last night’s installment of the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival when someone claiming to be from NW Magazine requested to take our picture. It took us until approximately 3pm this afternoon to recover from this even vague degree of separation from “Amy & The NW-ettes”, hence your missive arrives from fashland a little late, but better late than never, eh? Read on… More » 
